Ice Age Bro-Magnon

“Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos” is a classic from a Public Enemy album that also has a fairly long title youtu.be/ZM5_6js19eM

B-Dub in “not too old to be at this concert” clothes

Woody Harrelson in True Detective season one, going “undercover” with a biker gang in the newest, least faded Pink Floyd concert shirt

Detective, City Hall wants you to spot the difference between these two pictures

Princesses Beatrice, Sarah, and Eugenie

These princesses look like they’re about to drop the most lukewarm mixtape

*new wieners

ONE OF OURS (tail lights)
ALL OF YOURS (fragile life essence)

You got it from Epic? Cheap Guys Respek.

If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.

consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov

If hell is a mall with a Barnes & Noble, drag me

No likes on that? You know it’s not AI right? It’s from like 20 years ago

The assassination of Lee Harvey Oswald, but the prehistoric meme version where someone photoshopped them holding instruments so it looks like a jam sesh

These guys?

Extra super weird hearing it all 900 miles away in dallas

If your game is on FS4K (as Big Noon and other marquee events usually are), 97% of the ads are just the same four spots for other Fox shows and it makes them easier to tune out

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We often say “<X> has the chance to do the funniest thing ever,” but it’s very satisfying when <X> actually does the thing

As a southeast Michigan resident, I’m on a hiatus from TV football that will probably last until Thursday, depending on whether my team does trivia that night

Larry Kubiac always carried his lunch in a paper grocery bag labeled “LARY’S LUNCH” with the second R added after it was labeled. Did whoever packed his lunch make that mistake every day? Did Larry carefully reuse the same paper grocery bag, despite the error, for his lunch every day? Also, I just realized either Parker Lewis bought all his shirts at Dan Flashes, or all those guys getting in fights over shirts at Dan Flashes grew up watching Parker Lewis.

LAR^RY’S LUNCH

What a Princess Carolyn phrase

mamdani winning tonight is like hangman adam page winning the AEW men’s world title for the first time and we’re all the dark order

YouTube video by The Misfits - Topic Diana

When Paul Anka sings “I’m so young and you’re so old” it sounds like he’s a freshman and Diana’s a junior. When Jerry Only sings it it sounds like he’s fifty years old and she’s been buried for 3,000 years

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I captioned a Grand Slam Mexico gif - you know the one - with “NO KINGS BUT BRODY” and dropped it in some of my group chats today

Still want a supercut of all your Willow verses over her walkout music

My eternal shame is conking out during Shaun of the Dead. To be fair, it was after an entire work day, and I had eaten a big meal with a beer or two beforehand. But still.

Fell asleep during Alien vs Predator too, but who can blame me?

For a long time early on my display name was "Bad Take Jones Over Here" so it's nice to see you on the TL! Hope you heal thoroughly and we hear you on the call again soon.

Parent goals: to be utterly eclipsed by your kids. My oldest has already forgotten more about Excel than I will ever learn, and it thrills me! Love Taz and Hook.

YouTube video by Wrestling con el Chezter CANADIAN DESTROYER BAD BUNNY! | Wrestlemania 37

"He's not an American." He's as American as you and me, except you and me have congressional representatives.

"He's soft." Oh, when was the last time you hit Johnny Lastname with a Canadian Destroyer on the floor?
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I opened up bsky just to say this:

I heard it and the “N-B-C” chime before it

I do think oatmeal cookies are an ideal vehicle for chocolate chips, but you have to figure it will be raisins by default

I’m about to replace my blue 12 with a blue 17 Pro. I mean, as soon as I get a job

Tap the MCLS logo in the corner, then choose “add Library” and enter one of these. Enter your same card number.
MetroNet and Download Destination are probably the two most likely to have additional copies/shorter wait time

What if it was MSNJC and their star host was Chris Praise