Legault is probably jelly their euthanasia was downgraded to a lobotomy

A creamy mushroom udon for dinner tonight

Trans people aren’t the ones trying desperately to take away our healthcare or food benefits or kill public education or all the other things the GOP is destroying.

Screenshot from flightaware that the shows the altitude limited to 8000ft for a significant portion of the flight from newark to savannah

I had to look that up... it's real www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

The World Series Was Electric — So Was Bluesky - Bluesky “How can you not be romantic about baseball?” — Moneyball 2011

y'all seem to really like baseball bsky.social/about/blog/1...

I’m two kewl 4 skooll gerald

WORSE! Atlantic City

Economy, Act II

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Breakfast for dinner on a sheet pan : @americastestkitchen.com

Texas transplant to washington state here: i neglected to register in time to get a mail in ballot, went to the local county polling place - 10 minutes to register and fill out my ballot. This wait in line bullshit can be solved, thank you Washington!!!

Nothing quite like a happy hour at home with bruschetta

Chicken Noodle Casserole from @americastestkitchen.com

Id bet butterflygirl24 is a bot myself

I know, I know, you have to get sports takes there.

There's just no other place on the internet to get those, and certainly not on cable TV.

Nope, you have to keep visiting Twitter because it's the only place.

The only one.

You have no choice.

None.

You can't help it.

Photo of Erika Kirk and Vance Sometimes, when you get older, your beard turns white.

Okay since things are legit funny.

Same; but i thankfully never really twottered

How fast can you get to Elmo? I’d rate that in a better light any day of the week

Omg look at the multi input handling for the reeses inconsistencies

Oh this reminds me of Wishbone on PBS!!

*Lorenna

Sing with me Lorena ♫’Oh the CDC cant eat brains; if the zombie monkeys eat my brains first’ ♫

"Dragon Noodles" for dinner tonight: Asian sauce with Momofuku instant noodles and shrimp

NYT will be reporting about how effective trump can communicate with his cabinet members

It would be the ultimate Trump move to up and die one day without pardoning any of the underlings who have been committing crimes for him.

But Kevin, they’re already in a circle jerk

Green Room. A24 flick from a few years back