Bad Boy

hey kid, leave some F = (G * m₁ * m₂) / r² for the rest of us 😂

you wanna act like a clown you’re gonna get treated like a clown

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.

yeah Mike, where were you when they took Covid off the air?

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

George W. Bush the painter

Don Lemon is really a lot like Charlie Kirk in that I’ve never given a shit what either of them had to say

oh well good thing the last week has been one giant concerted effort to whitewash Kirk’s legacy

broke: great man theory of history
woke: trends and forces theory of history
bespoke: little birthday boy theory of history

a small cat with a lot of thumbs

thumbs to cat ratio off the charts

staring my dog in the eyes until he turns away like the little beta cuck he is

you ever seen a dog act really guilty after shitting in the house? that’s exactly how I felt calling to schedule a pick up time for my poop after one of these tests

a gooner who can barely jack his shit straight for 2.5 hours? pathetic

Technically speaking, I don’t think the minigolf windmills are actually wind powered at all

I’m not opposed to the occasional Baja Blast, but if my only choice is original then I’ll just take a water thanks.

Can I say Mountain Dew is overrated without everyone freaking out at me

maybe they could turn the goalposts into windmills like in minigolf

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

No! No!!

what an incredible mind

"On the last episode of his show before he was killed," Kirk told "his audience, falsely, that “one in 22 Black men will be a murderer in their lifetime” and that “by age of 23, half of all Black males have been arrested and not enough of them have been arrested.”

how white dads answer the phone:

oh hell yeah

Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽‍♀️

Timeline rn:

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝

hope you’re having a good one wish i was there

Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.

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