Lisa, Duchess of Netflix

if you’re charging $40 for your haunted house i better be able to fuck a ghost or at the very least make pottery with one.

yeah, I’m not going to another social media app

will just start carrying post-its for my brain leaks

Listen, I’m old and lazy. You can go to Mastadon if you want, but I’ll stay here to get ignored.

I’m like if mental illness had a Pinterest account

what are y’all having for your midnight snack tonight?

A good way to prove you're not mentioned in any particular *files*, would be to do everything in your power to release those *files* in question.

the old lady who lived in a shoe just loved her manolo blahniks so much she decided they were home

I WON'T ANNOUNCE MY DESCENT INTO MADNESS BUT THERE WILL BE SIGNS Like an extremely low budget rabbit suit and chainsaw

if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff

We must do our best and never give up hope. Fight to the very end…
Jane Goodall

Epstein Survivors Will Flood Capitol to Force Files Release They will appear alongside the congresspeople supporting the release, including Marjorie Taylor Greene.

www.thedailybeast.com/epstein-surv...
On Wednesday October 8th
Once again
The survivors will speak

Call. Cowardly Speaker Johnson 202 224-3121
Tell him to swear in Adelita Grijalva
Release the Epstein Files
#EpsteinFiles
#Epstein

If you wonder how bad the Epstein Files are for Donald, he had the federal government shut down so you wouldn't find out.

Today would be a good day to believe the victims of Epstein/Maxwell and their criminal cronies. Release the Epstein files.

Can't stop.
Won't stop.

RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES.

This Epstein Shutdown is classic Epstein.

Thank you 💜

Can't wait to see what "rock bottom" feels like.

Rudy Giuliani asked to leave Cuomo fundraiser because he keeps looking up “Tilly Norwood nude” on the iPad hooked up to the projector

Still waiting to hear back from unemployment and SNAP, because they need proof I lost my job and apparently the text saying I no longer worked there *effective immediately*, wasn't sufficient, enough.

Days back in office: 254
Epstein clients arrested: 0

Quick reminder: they can still release the Epstein files during a government shutdown.

I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means

I can’t wait for right wingers to pretend to have a take about Bad Bunny, who they definitely never heard of before this announcement

The only people who wouldn't want them released would be people in the files, or people protecting others, who are in the files.

He’s going to blow up the entire country to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he

Left: we want the Epstein files

Right: we also want the Epstein files

Trump: best I can do for you is the Amelia Earhart files

Good time to release the Epstein files