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Viscount Jonkeer

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This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday.. Negative-brained twat weasel TravellerRPG Kate Bush fan Trans ally GNU Pterry I know where my towel is

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Latest posts by viscountjonkeer.bsky.social on Bluesky

You can always create the misanthrope life path hack

06.12.2025 15:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Watford 3 Norwich 2

Watford 3 Norwich 2

Dammit, had to miss this one.

Bloody real life.

06.12.2025 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not the Labour I knew that's for sure. More Tory-lite

06.12.2025 14:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Long Range Desert Group

06.12.2025 13:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We want to have our transphobia and be not be seen as transphobic.

Not happening.

Vote Green

06.12.2025 13:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trans women to be barred from main Labour women’s conference in 2026 All delegates will be able to attend fringe programme as party tries to find compromise while complying with supreme court ruling on gender

Fuck Labour.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

06.12.2025 12:57 — 👍 38    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 2

You're a little overweight but that's being harsh on yourself

06.12.2025 12:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pint of mild at the end of the rainbow?

06.12.2025 12:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his face ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his face
06.12.2025 09:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I enjoyed MY0 when I played a short campaign. It's well worth giving it a go.

05.12.2025 23:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And the tangerine

05.12.2025 23:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Murder on the Orient Express: The Blood Red Fez tonight with @oilpainting71.bsky.social @laticsexile.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social @oldscouserp.bsky.social

Monsters attack, Barons are knocked unconscious, and bodies are thrown off trains. All in a day's work for our intrepid investigators

05.12.2025 22:22 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Paddington Bear

Paddington Bear

05.12.2025 13:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sex bomb?

05.12.2025 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Hill Street Blues Intro
YouTube video by Macadam Cowboy Hill Street Blues Intro

Tonight I've got the blues on my mind

youtu.be/oUX3TPKVf_Y?...

04.12.2025 22:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a drawing of a monster with mountains in the background and trees in the foreground ALT: a drawing of a monster with mountains in the background and trees in the foreground
04.12.2025 19:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I sense a Wet Leg song coming on

🎶Is your mince pie wet?
Would you like us to assign someone to wet your mince pie*?🎶

*Fnar etc

04.12.2025 13:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and the word work is visible ALT: a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and the word work is visible
04.12.2025 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Kate Bush

Kate Bush

Have a Kate and I hope you weather whatever comes your way

04.12.2025 10:49 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a microphone with a sign that says things on it ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a microphone with a sign that says things on it

Ooh that video!

04.12.2025 10:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is pointing his finger at the camera and saying `` no nooo ! '' ALT: a man is pointing his finger at the camera and saying `` no nooo ! ''
04.12.2025 09:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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How Dare You Screaming Lady GIF ALT: How Dare You Screaming Lady GIF
04.12.2025 09:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You've all drunk the water of life - it's rubbish

04.12.2025 09:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I suspect that's not even started yet. Last I saw it's on the wishlist for "sometime"

03.12.2025 00:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Deploy saying "you plonker Rodney"

Deploy saying "you plonker Rodney"

02.12.2025 20:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Alec Guinness and Leo McKearn in Monsignor Quixote

Alec Guinness and Leo McKearn in Monsignor Quixote

Ah, never saw that but have a non dishy Alec Guinness in Monsignor Quixote (with Rumpole of the Bailey)

02.12.2025 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lionheart by Kate Bush

(But my favourite Kate album is the Red Shoes)

02.12.2025 18:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Richard Chamberlain and Rachel Ward in the Thornbirds

Richard Chamberlain and Rachel Ward in the Thornbirds

Oh you wanted dishy...

02.12.2025 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Father Alvito from the 1980 Shogun mini series

Father Alvito from the 1980 Shogun mini series

02.12.2025 18:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Of course I had to go look up that cake!

Glorious.

02.12.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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