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Gonna sell watch. Buy socks.

Aaaaaah, so slivovitz is plum booze? 🤦‍♀️

@berlination.bsky.social
Thank you for your service. 🫡

Just look at the top of the screen. It's the second word there, lol

*freak on a leash intro* sittin on the dock of the bay

Let's expand it to "has read books on the subject"?

It's not that famous, I am German and have never seen that thing in my life. I feel like you have to be *into* nazi shit to know about it?

I mean, I *do* see a correlation between what your mom told you in part one and the amount of drinking your dad seems to have done in part two of this anecdote.

I'm bad at math, should it be written as a negative, is that the standard?

No, why?
4500 - 300 = 4200
4200 ÷ 4500 = 0.93333
0.93333 × 100% = 93.3333%

LOL

Trent is American lol

Early design for Slimer from Ghostbusters, here called Onionhead. It looks like a giant testicle with 2 legs and a huge mouth with a long tongue from which slime is dripping.

Just googled if an earlier design is available online and what the hell is this thing?

Four panel meme. First three panels is Bella from twilight making different expressions saying: You're impossibly fast and strong Your skin is pale white and ice cold I know what you are Fourth panel is Data from Star Trek

Isn't that rated 18? I live in Germany and vaguely remember having to show my ID when I bought it. (Could be wrong, it was about 25 years ago. 🤔)

I'm surprised it's not Fight Club.

Kept reading waiting for the part where they suggest better insults. :(

Also came in here to say that with all the German immigrants the Grüne Soße hasn't made it?

That has existed for some time already. Just go to settings and then Content & Media and disable autoplay on gifs and videos.

Seems like it's pretty much the same as on twitter, you need to open your menu on the left to access them, there's no new tab on my profile that others can view.

Looks like it, if I click on it, it shows me likes not who bookmarked it.

Update, close app and reopen. You might need to empty the cache if it doesn't show right away.

Cronenberg.

Crash 2: Surgeon boogaloo

To her equally famous dad Louis Malle.

This is totally all Anne's fault.
Anne, what have you to say for yourself, reskeeting a joke into the timeline of somebody who doesn't understand jokes.

Before they cut their hair! *hurls walker across the room*

Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard

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