dull thud

If you're having a hard time, if things seem impossible and grim... just remember that World of Sport once covered the International Clown Diving Championships.

It won't help with any of what we're all facing but god, it's a good thing to have in your head.

In the pub
The bloke adjacent is also in the pub
And there has he been for several hours

That is about the nineteenth time
He has used the word "myriad"
To mean "any number larger than one"

i’m terrible at chess but there’s no point in getting good because i already look like i’d be good at chess. you see me at the park and i tell you i’m actually a grandmaster you’d be like “no shit.” it’s only worth getting good at chess if you’re a big buff guy or super hot girl or maybe a child

"Plant one bamboo shoot, cut bamboo for the rest of your life"

Also: buy a Flymo, cut the entire lawn three or four times before anyone else could tell

Oj, der gikk lørdag

Gardy fucking loo Darren

Sometimes I think my parents only come visit so they can inspect the houseplants they gave us and complain about how their own ones pale in comparison

The Breeders

We just watched Silence of the Lambs and it looked like a workplace safety video circa 1997

Foreldrene er ikke hjemme, derfor skal vi:
• holde temperaturen under 26°C i alle rom
• ha på TV under ropevolum
• bare gå i dusjen, uten å måtte forhandle tidspunkt et døgn på forhånd

Vi lever som griser, det er kaos

A quick and dirty photoshop job of a toy "Barbie Dream House" with pink plastic chicken feet added to the bottom. Next to it are the words, "Barbie Yaga Dream Hut."

You helped will this into existence, you know...

Whatever works, works

Kjente engang en hånddrevet Aksel

T-shirt:

Price&
Guinness&
Hobson&
Greenwood&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness.

"Seven little sins", to distinguish them from the more familiar deadly ones

What is a by-by-election and why do you have to win them twice

Nazisten-i-bar anekdoten, men i steden for en bar er det hagen vår, i steden for en nazist er det forrige eiernes Houttuynia forbannede cordata og i steden for et balltre er det denne her plantespaden

Klippet hekken i formiddag

Er vel skjødesløs, men ikke psykopat

Uutnyttet Bluesky-nisje:

Småbrisent hagestell

Forlot pøbben før England-kampen begynte og nå er det bare meg og jorda

Now reading about furanocoumarin-related toxicity and that is actually terrifying, yikes

In which case super, great stuff, work here is done

I'll consider the ✅ booze, ❌ grapefruit instructions as the "no Paloma" label

Honestly the first line should just be ✅ Yes You Can or ❌ No You Can't Drink Booze On This

This guy has murdered hundreds of thousands of people this year, most of them children.

Cancelling missions that are in space and still returning science ie: Juno & APEX is about the most pound foolish stuff you can do.

And APEX was going to image Apophis (you know that possible extinction event asteroid that's going to fly by in 2029)

It’s astonishing how misunderstood this is: AI is currently theft. That’s it. It’s that simple. And until it pays, it remains theft.

Proper pub, playing host simultaneously to a wake, a tier 8 football club's end-of-season bash and, in the corner, an impromptu bluegrass banjo masterclass

Refugees Are Welcome Here event

There was a counter-demonstration, but after about five minutes he fucked off to Greggs