Alex Ashpool

Epilepsy, my one weakness! How did you know?

Hopefully my last look too, y'know what I'm saying?

Will has a fetish for getting yelled at online.

Happy birthday to your wife. Is she also a skeleton?

Okay ma'am get in the box please. Yes that's very interesting. The box please.

Dave no, the salmonella.

Thrown the whole Jevon away, we won't be needing him.

Okay so if they promise a bunch of policies you like but say they're going to make it illegal for bad photographers who like tattoos and motorcycles to get healthcare or use a public bathroom youre gonna be all in right?

I'm tempted by Gradius but it's a tad pricey. Let me know what you think.

Was it easy? No. Was it rewarding? No. But were the posts good?

Well, no.

I don't believe you.

Matt things can't grow infinitely.

Yikes, hope you get better soon buddy.

Use of AI actually makes people stupid. It's remarkable.

From teenager to fully grown Kaiju.

What? I missed that. Oh sweet.

You getting that close to release already?

What will the elected officials do about me not being able to get laid?

These fucking guys.

Getting laid isnt a serious politic. Hope that helps.

Glad to see the backlash.

Hope you're at least getting paid to post this shit because fedposting for free would be pretty pathetic.

The wokeometer is off the charts.

I'm sorry Thembo, you're about as viable as my business plans. 😞

Go volunteer in your community loser.

Congratulations!

We need a liberal Imhotep.

Got my ass.

Yeah but do you prefer 1 or 2?

Yeah like we control the geese.