Katelynne Markwardt @kateincharacter

Ever since I got a new blender I have been an absolute menace with my smoothie combinations. I thought banana + carrot was a novel idea and it is very much NOT as unique as I thought, just delicious.

02.09.2025 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve done one 5k and I already have several slated for the rest of the year… I am going to turn into a gel eating, vest wearing douche. I can already see it through my polarized, wrap-around, mega douche goggles.

16.06.2025 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something changed in me and I love mushrooms now.

05.04.2025 14:42 — 👍 4627 🔁 77 💬 442 📌 67

Are my rods and cones deceiving me??? What is wrong with the new HBO logo ☹️

01.04.2025 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know the tea station in a hotel HATES to see me coming

31.03.2025 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Missed opportunity to say SEVER, wow 🤦🏻‍♀️

22.03.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would give BOTH of my pinky toes and maybe a big toe to be an extra in Severance S3, phalanges are way overrated anyway.

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The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist

22.01.2025 20:33 — 👍 5417 🔁 898 💬 94 📌 36

A few people in the theater laughed at the Nosferatu ending, made me feel like a real tortured artist.

22.01.2025 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve always wanted to dabble in puppetry and it’s actually pretty “easy” to make your own 🤯. I need some fleece, thread, foam and fiber fill!! STAT. If all else fails, thank God for Etsy.

15.01.2025 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New fraudulent account 😑

15.01.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

logging yet another holiday movie because it’s just that time of year 🎄☃️❄️

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13.12.2024 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Write that thing. Pluck it outta your soul with rusty pliers. Hit the keyboard like it owes you money. Write whenever, wherever you can. Tell your story. Make the words dance. Whatever you want—a novel, a short story, an agent, a movie—it all starts with the writing.

12.12.2024 15:41 — 👍 2800 🔁 503 💬 68 📌 32

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Waiting for that booking or releasing email….

12.12.2024 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.12.2024 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.12.2024 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One easy source of joy that supports the USPS is filling up the prepaid envelopes with even more junk mail and sending it back to them 😇

09.12.2024 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t have a fancy lighting setup… I use 2-3 desk lamps with Supernova-level bulbs & all I can think about is the interview where Elle Fanning said her contacts melted into her eyes because of the lights + having to not blink. I think my optometrist would revoke my contacts privilege FOREVER.

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watching seventeen minutes of How I Met Your Mother through a stranger’s living room window

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