Brian

Fresh green beans are top tier

Jackknifing a trailer is just like riding a bike

Nothing like getting up at 5:00 on Saturday morning without an alarm. Wake and bake

Is eating cremated remains from an urn still cannibalism?

I’m not going in. Fuck that noise

Girl that crunchy schrimp roll was good!

Yes! Thank you

I have questions

Somebody jammed a fur coat into our dryer's lint trap.

First attempt at Barbacoa. It’s good but it needs a little something else. I’ll work on it for next time. Happy Friday

I just left work. Now to the liquor store

Love Cutwater. Lemon drop and Long Island tea

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I just got the “Hey if you want to come in tomorrow you can”

I was hungover. Now I’m ready to start again lol

Just heard a new analogy “It’s hotter than the Devil’s dick on fire”

Yes it is

Fried chicken could fix me

I’m going to give my whole 59% today

Love doesn’t complicate life.

We do.

Pretty much

Ohhh… but the economy is great‼️🤣😩👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

I don’t want to go to bed. Bc that means I’ll have to go to work when I wake up 👎

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Thanks girl.

All I’m saying is tomorrow better be a good day

Girl you talking dirty lol

I’m not rich but I’ll send you one from the tank at Red Lobster. Like a boss

I smoke weed and do things

Whatcha drinking girl I got you