allison

no really it was all about how nice i am and how i help my teammates lolz. who knew?

i won an award at work for being a precious angel

yup! and it’s some real bullshit lol!

imma take a nap and none of you can stop me

also the poster of this has obviously never done any research on the subject because this shit has been predicted for centuries lol. if people were talking about the failure of capitalism in the 1800s and we are living in it then maybe they were right!?

my ambition is to shut up all capitalist

why does everyone assume yr not ambitious unless you want money and some fancy career. why can’t ambition mean wanting to read 20 books? why can’t it mean wanting to feed 100 people? why can’t it mean anything besides money!?

someone posted something about how gen z voted for a socialist because they have no hope and giving them hope is how you stop socialism. and they mentioned something about ambition being good again. AMBITION DOES NOT HAVE TO RELATE TO CAPITALISM.

Coumo asking ChatGPT "Where do I go from here?"

how broken the worst peoples brains are over mamdani is great

this is so sad 😭

heck yeah!

i feel good about cheney dying.

i don’t like people who think they know everything. i’m the one who knows everything and i’m so humble about it.

you can have the best intentions in the world but if you don’t shut up and listen once in a while, yr not an ally

i once had a person who was middle class try to explain how it feels to impoverished to me. boy was i livid. what would make them assume i was raised middle class like them and they were so off base as to how it feels. a lot of people need to sit down and listen.

🎵 mr jones and pee 🎶

just sang mr jones to my coworker but made it all about pee and now i’m crying at work

uh i’m out of the loop cos zach just told me maga politicians share stuff from the new york post all the time. and im like shook. this is the dumbest era ever. also, when i become prez im sharing the article about bat boy and gonna give yall a spook.

flying on friday. i’m so anxious already ive given myself a migraine and tummy ache. send me luck and love

tfw you wanna touch russia and god’s like you better not touch russia

Like 50% of the ppl I follow on here are threatening self harm over something involving baseball and pls go easy on yourself, watching baseball is self harm already

The Liminal Horror Halloween Monster Jan already has two entries so far!

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i love talking shit. let’s talk shit

jk they’re all about finance bros who are demonic creatures

all 80s songs are about demonic creatures.

take me home tonight is about vampires

rhythm is gonna get you is about werewolves.

people need to stop spreading rumors about people having mental illness. you can create whatever narrative you want to why people don’t like you, or why someone is problematic. but spreading rumors about people’s mental health is dangerous, and creates stigmas.