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Becky Gelke

@calmdownbecky.bsky.social

Blue sweatpants aficionado. Did you hit my car?

413 Followers  |  114 Following  |  118 Posts  |  Joined: 28.07.2023  |  2.1693

Latest posts by calmdownbecky.bsky.social on Bluesky

Heard some news. Hope you’re ok. ❤️❤️

04.07.2025 19:42 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is just so incredibly dumb lol

24.03.2025 19:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’ll always be wolfram to me 🥹

13.03.2025 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Evergreen.

13.03.2025 03:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do not travel to the US for any reason.

It's not safe.

And make their tourist dollars go to zero.

13.03.2025 03:55 — 👍 93    🔁 34    💬 4    📌 0

I have been seeing far too many Teslas around Edmonton lately. What a bunch of dicks.

13.03.2025 03:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My 3 year old just tried sushi so that’s cool

10.03.2025 00:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🥹

27.02.2025 01:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THE MODERN DAY DEMOCRATS ARE LITERALLY THE STANDARD REPUBLICAN PARTY IN MOST COUNTRIES.

Insisting we need a “Republican Party” is just reinforcing how fucking right wing America is

26.02.2025 04:47 — 👍 132    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 0

I’ve been on bluesky since 2023 and only today followed my husband back lol

24.02.2025 23:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you go back and read the country’s original user manual it lists factors that help you identify monarchical malware and suggests solutions.

23.02.2025 03:34 — 👍 4836    🔁 797    💬 81    📌 30

Pronouncing Bongino like it rhymes with “vagina” is a hobby yes?

24.02.2025 06:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Between the Canada geese and the blood-curdling shriek of my slightly inconvenienced three year old, who even needs a military?

24.02.2025 05:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s my motto for sure!

23.02.2025 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My kid went bowling today and had the time of her life dancing to yacht rock and sneaking candy from her aunt. Not sure whether she’ll remember the bowling part but it was a good day. ❤️

23.02.2025 02:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It has homemade Italian sausage, turkey stock, white beans, red onion, garlic, green cabbage, fennel, fresh spinach, fresh sage and thyme, orzo, and a few secret spices. Delicious actually!

17.02.2025 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m calling it Italian Funeral soup because it’s using up a bunch of stuff before it expires lol

17.02.2025 03:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seersucker.

16.02.2025 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It just looks like a mound of meat but it was so good lol

16.02.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s 10:15 on the Saturday of a long weekend and my husband and I are doing synchronized facial sheet masks in our jammies so yeah I guess you could say we’ve still got it

16.02.2025 05:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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4-hour braised lamb shank & rainbow carrot ragù over creamy polenta with fresh burrata, broccolini, & fennel fronds
#cookingwithJo

16.02.2025 04:37 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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🥹

15.02.2025 20:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I did already. She knows a little bit secondhand from her birth mother but they aren’t really close (she was adopted). Seems like a lovely person though.

13.02.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The spelling error is giving me hives

13.02.2025 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My aunt left a letter for her son saying she was adopted when she passed. He went looking for her birth family and popped a DNA match with a first cousin. He did the math and figured it had to be my dad’s kid. DNA confirmed a half sibling with me. 🙃

Dad passed 2yrs ago so I’ll never know details.

13.02.2025 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jesus. That’s messed up. I’m sorry.

13.02.2025 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can we please get group DMs

13.02.2025 02:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoa. How did you find that out?

13.02.2025 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are they @dirklancer.bsky.social cookies

13.02.2025 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey funny story, I have a secret half sister 🫠

13.02.2025 02:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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