dungeon crawler jess

kid will love the sticker tho

Using ChatGPT

tw child sexual abuse / paedophilia

good riddance ian watkins i hope you’re in hell suffering til the heat death of the universe and beyond

A close-up photo of the big round face of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori - my hand is just out of shot scritching his head. His eyes are mostly closed and his mouth is partially open with his little pink tongue lolling out in a not insignificant blep.

A second close-up photo of the big round face of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori - my hand is just out of shot scritching his head, which is slightly more tipped back in this image creating a halo effect with the lamp behind him. His eyes are mostly closed and his mouth is partially open with his little pink tongue lolling out in a not insignificant blep.

when the scritches hit

Jim dreaming about licking a big ice cream

Jim with a catnip banana which, despite being over two years old and long since losing its potency, he remains steadfastly loyal to, over newer, cleaner toys.

Jim protecting Charles from South West England's many wolves.

Some have claimed unfairly that Jim is not an especially bright cat, but we believe this is untrue, and that the reality is more complex. He is simply very *emotionally* intelligent.

MEGA BLEP

depending on your relationship with amazon, i would recommend the audiobooks big time! i’m even going to a book tour event that the author and the narrator are doing… quite possibly even in cosplay

@stillicides.bsky.social hello my love. i just wanted to say a few things

1) i love you
2) have you read dungeon crawler carl
3) carl (or more accurately his sapient cat princess donut) is to me what gideon is to you

i gotta say, a third season of alice in borderlands was not what i expected to see

screenshot of a tiktok comment by Jamal that says “in the end, he leaned left”

i’ve read that one! very three-out-of-five

ooh which mediocre thriller, i’m on a run of three-star popcorn thrillers at the moment

ah i hope i didn’t come across glib there pal but i am v happy for you starting your t journey x

cos you’re happier i bet

to the THOUSANDS of people who sent me the “lisa it’s your birthday” tiktok this week. thank you for validating me as a connoisseur of the golden age of the simpsons. i don’t have much else to build a personality around

My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap and gazing somewhat vacantly just above the camera (as is his custom). Giant whiskers adorn his big round face, his orange eyes are slightly closed, and a tiny spit bubble is forming in his ever so slightly open/imminently blepping mouth.

he is literally blowing a little bubble I can't 😭

blp

this looks so much like stilli 😂

add a dash of perimenopause to the pot 🥰

time for the red flag parade #LoveIsBlindUK

tw sa

i want to be into this bsb renaissance but then i remember nick has literally sa’ed dozens of women as well as brian being maga, can we just have kevin and howie on tour and they bring out aj sometimes please

i’ve just seen the list of characters for the next film and they take it to the next level wtf

why is absolutely everyone in the 28 x Later verse named a derivative of James 😭

NEWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT

youtube: would you like to watch 9 hours and 20 mins of unexplained phenomenon and conspiracy theories?

me: WOULD I!!!

this is beyond the pale holy shit

stop it

@ewacat.bsky.social hey girl, what’s the most egregious misspelling of your name that you’ve had in an email, do you reckon?

maybe trisha is just aiming wide rather than high these days

hell? yea, brother