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I could find a lot of uses for a guy who can pronounce llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch without needing to stop for breath.

Oh no, my petard!

That sounds quite pleasant? What do we have against the Welsh?

Not really, I'm a bit confused and concerned. You seem to have turned up and got really quite upset with a stranger who wasn't bothering or speaking to you, for using a normal, slightly archaic English phrase to emphasise a joke. Is something else the matter here? Are you okay?

Sorry, what does JFC stand for?

"Year of Our Lord" is the English translation of Anno Domini, which refers to the Christian God and is not an implicit statement of faith, in common usage it's simply the designation we give to any year following 1 B.C. You can use C.E for "common era" if you prefer. Hope that clears things up.

Free Worlds Guards spotted!

My father made our family fortune in the 1970s by selling shearling jackets to Hot Werewolves

There's probably food on the island I just think that without the rule of law or the judgement of society I'd probably start eating muppets fairly quickly

Sorting the Muppets by which ones you'd eat first in a desert island situation. It ain't looking good for Big Bird.

This also works at Chess tournaments btw, but only now that Bobby Fischer is out of the picture

Adopt the fetal position at Brazilian Jiu-jitsu tournaments to become impervious to physical attacks