HRAUGUR

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

Once again:

Victor from Deadlock

every day i become more like this guy

bittersweet seeing parts of the lethargic british press sluggishly get around to wondering if US far-right religious think tanks are working to influence british politics. they are, yes! it is not secret! do your jobs better!

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨

some people, you can just tell their elementary teachers really liked them and they've been chasing that high ever since

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

desperately desperately wish that linux could run adobe products since flash is the only animation program i'm comfortable with and it has a lot of qol i'm used to so i could make the switch, i'm so fucking sick of windows and microsoft

fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI

"should we not be mean to AI?" should I write cusses in a crossword puzzle? what the fuck are you talking about, keep this shit to yourself you bug-eyed lunatic

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

yet another reason to cancel your spotify. Go back to supporting artists by buying their albums. In time you'll have a library of music which is yours to keep.

Also brings back the ceremony around buying a new album and listening to it through, checking out the artwork etc. etc. etc.

Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses? Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

YouTube video by Shaun The War on Science

video www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyU5...

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Me: I need more power

Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊

Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.

[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf

In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..

Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

can't stop thinking about stupid it would be if you were like, just some dude working at ace hardware and an angry right winger walked in and yelled "why isn't your flag at half mast for charlie kirk?" the funniest possible response would be "who's that"

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

ESTO.

i disagree for the record i think random gun deaths are not worth it. but he did. he was living in world he wanted to live in, until he wasn't. "no, you misunderstand, i didn't mean *my* gun death!" - charlie kirk in Hell

charlie kirk was a bigoted sack of shit and he thought random gun deaths were an acceptable consequence of having the second amendment, i wonder if he revised that opinion in the brief time between getting shot and dying. didn't think your number would come up, didya charlie