Lindon

You don’t want me to look a gift horse in the mouth? You mean the thing that killed the Trojans?

I’m going to start gaslitting people by adamantly correcting people it’s *The* 1984 & convince people you say it like the band

I'm sorry but the Dems are ridiculously bad at their Hegspeth questions. IMO, if you want to prove someone is incompetent, you ask them the hardest strategic questions they will have to know to succeed at the job

I don’t have Pinterest, I simply collect two years of any & all impulse searches in countless tabs like a man

If Milli Vanilli happened today, people on Twitter would connect it to a global pedophile cabal & Jewish space lasers within an hour

“Can you BELIEVE Biden is pardoning Hunter for such a heinous crime!?”

Biden should let Hunter be Ambassador to France before he leaves office. When there’s an uproar he can point out that’s exactly what Trump is doing for his son-in-law’s father

“You just can’t make this stuff up” Yes I can. You have no idea how easy it is to lie to people

If I start posting it will be for anthropological reasons only