Pazzle Dazzle

A potato denier. It’s a short leap to chemtrails.

I’m reclassifying rice and pasta as vegetables as they are from plants. Might as well throw bread and beer in there too

Blackpool Tower, the north pier and beach in the foreground. Picture taken from central pier

Never has so little Lycra been stretched over so much flesh than I saw repeatedly in the place I’ve been today

The picture I will remember is when you had a bush in your hair

🎵You make me effort a natural woman🎵

No but this deserves some Googling

Doug is playing with fire

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I had a feeling this would happen

Having a fun time with some rib n saucy niknaks

It’s quite fizzy

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It sounds like my being there or not has had no effect on the weather

The south west hasn’t felt my presence for some time now

Erm why is it not raining where you are

“No takey backies”

This sort of posting would have got you arrested once upon a time

I’ve actually been quite perky today wth

Yeah, woke up and took ages to get back to sleep 😴 is today your weekend?

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I

Don’t

Know

HOW

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I don’t know how but this is definitely related to you having sweets before teatime 😡

Not just one, a triptych.

You have SPOILED your TEA 😡

You have to cram them in beforehand