Doug, Persisting

Nice mountains, though

The slogan translates as 'The party of the centre ground', which for a country full of Nazi gold, that interned refugees throughout WW2 and had referendums to ban the burqa and immigration, is about right

Our in-house temp agency is Unitemps, give them a try (www.unitemps.com/branches/de-...)

It was fun for a while, and it was good to track workouts etc, but really, I can just look at a clock or something

I dream of an Omega Seamaster, but at the moment I'm only on Casio money

I did the same. Seeing my heart rate go up in real time was making me anxious so my heart rate went up even more. I'm a amazed the thing didn't just pop like a balloon.

I now wear a basic Casio digital watch and couldn't be happier

Martin Johnson the rugby guy. And me, of course

I’m insulted by how shit these Masters of the Universe actually are

I’m insulted by how shit these masters of the universe actually are

No car reliable enough to be used on telly that’s more than 30 years old is in less than concours condition in reality, it’s ridiculous

I never watched Dawson’s Creek, but James van der Beek was incredibly good in Don’t Tust The Bitch in Apartment 23, where he had one of the finest visual jokes I have ever witnessed. Frustratingly I can’t find it anywhere, but it involves a motorbike in his living room. I laughed like a drain

The furore about Jim Radcliffe being a dick has me wondering, they do say money can’t buy happiness, but having no lines is terrible. So how much is the right amount? Philosophically? I’d think somewhere between Jim Radcliffe and none, because Jim clearly has too much and it has corrupted his soul

That Capri is pristine under the fake rust and dirt

Apparently not

Really fancy driving from Geneva to Trieste via Interlaken, Bellinzona, Lugano, Como, Bolzano, Cortina and Udine. Who's with me?

We just need to find out how to leverage this reality against it being basically political suicide to acknowledge it

This is just more for Pickfords to have to move, you know

Putting a racist pamphlet and a cheese and onion roll under a box held up by a stick

To be fair, that sounds lovely

What's that cunt farage doing there? I thought he'd rather be anywhere else?

Redd hott #marriedchat

We saw Ania last weekend as part of the Leicester Comedy Festival. Really, really good

Oh what a COLOSSAL fucking SURPRISE

Also 'free parking, but only for me'

As always, no hint of what people actually want or are willing to do. Just gripes from morons

Just because there's a mountain of evidence that it works doesn't mean it'll work, Graeme

We just need to prove unequivocally that UBI works ten or fifteen more times, and then we'll consider it

Can't wait for this proof that UBI works to be cited as evidence that UBI doesn't work. Again

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