Doug, Persisting

It's got all sorts of display bugs too, flickering bits etc. And yes, even in the bits that work it looks ass

What the fuck can he possibly put Aromat on here?

Jonesing for a shot of Green

It’ll nicely lube up that bottle he’s trying to swallow

It empowered the worst people in the country. Economics aside, Euroidealism aside. It made these dickheads think they’d won, they could now do what they want, and the damage their whining and fantasising does to the social fabric is uncountable in economic terms and can never be repaired

This just further deepens my belief that the media are just messy bitches who are only here for the drama

This reminds me of the time we went to the BBC Good Food show at the NEC and Mum drank so many free samples of wine she vanished for half an hour, until we found her slumped asleep against a pillar along with a hundred other people, spread across the exhibition hall floor. Like a drunk, safe Somme

May have had a ‘heavy weekend’

Now that’s High Performance

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Happy 50th, Ben! @publicbenjamin.bsky.social

Classic big meaty breakfast roll from the cheap bakery on Queen’s Road. Superb, 10/10

J now makes me drink water properly, and it does make me feel better. But not a whole worrying-about-my-qualities-as-a-father-in-the-face-of-a-multibillion-dollar-global-drinks-industry kind of way. Not that much

Am from Sheerness, can confirm

Imagine a creepy Luxembourgeois amateur opera singer who is unaccountably a national figure who's on the telly and everything

Correct

The only logical conclusion is to get them to jump in a Vauxhall Mokka and drive across central London, and the survivor gets to keep the flat

J's family (whpo are from round there) are having a huge party, so I'm meeting them, consiering I married in a year and a half ago it's finally time

In October I’m going to Aberdeen, if that counts

I’m on a countdown to the first week of March now. Christmas can fuck off, for a start

FCF is GO

I’ve spoken to PhD level experts in things who struggle to use a kettle. If you want strong general intelligence across multiple fields, the LAST person you want is a PhD in something

We have a constant barrage of nonsense. I just let it wash over me

What’s your sign?

These are special. Like Wotsit flavour NikNaks

Can I recommend the crunchy cheese Wotsits? A 10/10 snack

Nice selection. I have a hankering to see the Habsburg relics in Vienna

The furthest I’ve been:
N Inverness
E Aigos Nikolaos, Crete
S Agadir, Morocco
W New York (until March, when we go to Mexico)

There's always Howard the Duck

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