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I was using the premise to make a joke about other things…

I don’t believe any man selling sperm has a problem being a sperm vending machine. But I didn’t click the article so I’ll never know how it feels to be treated like a vending machine for the opposite sex 🤷‍♀️

This is like saying "we're replacing banks with DraftKings", any journalists treating it seriously and not screaming their heads off about how totally deranged it is should be sent to the gulag

can we be besties because I’m not starting a podcast lol 😆 J/K

But for real, I would totally listen to this podcast.

RELEASE 👏 THE 👏 HOUSEWIVES 👏 FILE 👏 lol 😆

MAKE 👏 IT 👏 PUBLIC 👏

Imagine asking whether women ruined the workplace while our nation is being run into the ground by some of the most unqualified, toxic, mediocre men in politics.

I just followed Bill Kristol on social media for saying something more radical then most democrats so… yeah… I’m…

“While we don’t want to kill trans people, we also don’t want them to play sports, use the bathroom or acknowledge their personhood”

I love this website, where “this person died” is swiftly followed up by “shame he was a racist motherfucker”

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul

a world in which dipshits think they need to do shit like rainbow capitalism is much better than one in which they don't

Just naked bigotry, they don't even bother trying to hide anymore

But since it’s about Sabrina carpenter, I’ll just go ahead and tag @kellybdevoe.bsky.social

Oof. This could be about so many awesome women who men disparage.

Trump began his first campaign calling Mexicans rapists and criminals, I find it almost impossible to forgive anyone who voted for him the first time. But the second time? Nah, fvck that.

I can understand that. When straight white men vote for trump I’m just like, yeah, fvck them. When women do it, disabled people other groups i associate myself with, I feel totally betrayed

People who welcome them back with empathy are saints. We need those people. But I’m not gonna be that person. I’m too fvcking angry at them right now. Trump’s first term was warning enough. Sorry, my forgiveness well has exhausted itself these past few years.

after trump won last year, there was this idea that now we needed to listen to conservative voices. with zohran’s win (and dem/progressive wins across the country) it seems time to demand that same deference to lefty media.

If Biden had— eh, whatever, nothing matters 🤷‍♀️

Instead let’s note his droopy lip. I’m no doctor but zoom in on that and tell me that MRI was “perfect”

MTG seems to be saying all the right things lately. I can't decide if she's sincere & turning over a new leaf or if she's trying to tone down her rhetoric for a future gubernatorial run. Only time will tell.

You fucking people will let anyone off the hook for their violent hateful beliefs and all they have to do is say shiny words you like

You’re all a bunch of Nazi tattoo forgiving, Jewish space lasers forgetting gullible marks getting played for fools

As a Jew I suggest you all go fuck yourselves.

Yes!! If you’re into that sort of thing

I think if you wrote a story where the world’s richest man could push a button and kill somebody on the other side of the world you wouldn’t expect it to end with him on marathon benders where he can’t mash that murder button fast enough.

Drafts would be great, cause I’m convinced I’m deleting gold when I’m drunk because I’ll regret it in the morning. But what if it’s still gold in the morning? Lol 😆

GUYS! STOP ASKING FOR AN EDIT BUTTON!! Do you know how bad that is? No one cares about your typos. Imagine reposting a cute cat & later someone edits it to a swastika. Remember terrible people exist. Good lord! Ask for protections for trans posters or at least a draft folder, but stop w/ the edit!

The man who took food and medicine from the world’s poorest people, condemning thousands to a miserable death, is the world’s first trillionaire.

it does seem like there’s a major—though potentially fleeting—opportunity to invest in left-wing media. more than a million people in the most populous city in america just enthusiastically elected a democratic socialist and the world is watching. putting $$ towards left media rn is good business.

There is literally one person on earth who would be effected by an aggressive trillionare tax and if he doesn’t like it he can get fvcked and leave this country