What are you going to do with all that microplastic blood just hoard it all for yourself??

This makes me yearn for a far off place I've never been

After the hype up post and everything!! Betrayal

What do people do with your insecure airtag?

Oof why'd you have to do me like that while I was enjoying my coffee

I don't think it's too late to make being a bimbo my 2025 resolution

😆 I haven't thought about that name for a minute

I don't know enough about batman to know if that's a compliment or an insult 🤔 😆

I'm sleepy and I do have a 5 year plan, but I have a plan for everything.

We can just do this to chairs??

I hope there's nothing wrong with you!

Oh my dog

You make me want to get in my garden but I also need a nap!

Shoot i forgot to post alt text, it's a cutie Bernese on her back with an up close shot, her eyes are wide and her teeth are goofy and cute and she's a smiling round sausage with her paws up.

Yes I pet this dog, yes it was the highlight of my night

Do a Mini draft together :) that would be cute and fun

Now I need a dungeon synth cover of Raphael's Final Act... and a nap. Holler me if you make one 😆

In your defense it's easy to do.

Oh my god 😆😆😆 devastating either way lol. okay but I WISH they'd play dungeon synth in elevators, maybe only when you're going down to add to the ambiance. starting a petition now.

One time I was listening to black metal and my kid was like, what is this Halloween Christmas music??? And I was like you know what, yeah.

I can dream. But you should. You could shitpost irl.

Same just about! Since high school, 2000.

Anyone that is going to intimidate you is going to be shit to play against anyway 🩷 there will always be new people learning, I absolutely love teaching people and watching them have aha moments and develop strategies. Don't let that stop you.

Did that really happen

As a Canadian, yep. Also as a canadian plz tag me if you see Canucks being dumbasses because I'm in my second mean era and I'm itching for a fight.

I did my best post today but it's all downhill now so carry on

We should have safe consumption sites for socializing with men.

It'sa me!

I used to buy from you way, way back like 2012 and I'm so excited to find you're still doing things 🩷 can I DM you about a product you used to make?

Tbh we don't have a lot of deep fried corn coated things, so please don't stop there.