Colleen Evanson

It’s called ghoulscrolling and all the cool kids are doing it

a man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is playing a game of checkmate in a park . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is playing a game of checkmate in a park .

I’m currently comfort watching the 1996 blockbuster Independence Day and this time I’m actively rooting for the aliens

Rest in peace, Synth King

Incredible live. He frequents the Lawless brewery monthly shows in NoHo

Omg I love and am absolutely obsessed with Charles Galen King. Seen them perform many times in LA

Hmmm sounds oddly specific…

Huh, that’s odd. I thought finding a good deal on second hand Madewell jeans on Poshmark would solve my depression.

I’ll just have to buy another pair. Yeah. That’ll do it for sure.

My truest form as a person is just an amalgamation of pop culture references

Hulk Smashed…

My millennial brain is so broken…

Studio audience: HOW BROKEN IS IT?!

It’s so broken that as fascism takes hold I’m looking around like are we doing a Dumbledore’s Army or what?

A Haiku

This is my cat Val
She is a sleek house panther
Who shows her butthole
#caturday

All these white supremacy fascists look TERRIBLE. It’s like how the Dark Side turns your skin to ash for being an evil lil bitch.

My husbands mind the second his head hits the pillow at night: [not a care in the world, just deep relaxing peace]

Mine: [intro to “Pump Up The Jam,” then WWE announcer] LETS GET READY TO REVIEW EVERY MISTAKE YOU EVER MADE & HOW IT DIRECTLY CAUSED THE WORLD TO BE A DUMPSTER FIRE! [DJ Airhorn!]

Thank you! I called and left a strongly worded message.

I got the same stock answer to which my reply began with “My dude, there is a literal coup happening in plain sight.”

So I pay my therapist on Venmo and they tell me to put a note that it’s for “Professional Services” but every time after I write “Professional” the app auto prompts to add “Wrestling” and I am SO TEMPTED

I didn’t mean to take a “tasteful nipple” pic of my cat Val, and yet here we are…

Lou the French on the block

Singing along to music while having a nervous breakdown:

y’all gon’ make me lose my mind (sniff)
up in here (sob)
up in here (scream)

Me still emailing in the apocalypse: Hey do you guys have any zombie vaccines? No worries if not!

Things are so bleak I may start watching Chernobyl for fun

Trump announces up to $500 billion in private sector AI infrastructure investment President Trump announced billions in private sector investment by OpenAI, Softbank and Oracle to build AI infrastructure in the U.S.

I am now actively rooting for Skynet

Recently discovered I was born on a Monday and my annoyance with it has me emotionally connecting with Garfield in ways I never anticipated

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The Palisades Fire is trying to come over the hill but SHE IS NOT INVITED

I would. And yes, we’re surviving and have power. Just mainlining local news and obsessively checking Watch Duty - which I downloaded thanks to you!