DeathCADforCutie

Hmm, I wonder what would prompt this?

15 points shy,
You're 15 points shyyyy!
MANCHESTER CITY,
YOU'RE 15 POINTS SHY!

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

You’re trying to goad me into a fight but it’s too late for that I’m afraid, mentally I’m at a 1960 baseball game in Osaka

New Drinking Game!

Take a drink everytime a teacher in AP Bio commits a fireable offense.

A surefire way to get juuust a bit tipsy

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

Well... give him the job. He's a very good boy!

little fluffy white dog in a yellow jacket sits on the hardwood floor of a pub of sorts. nobody is around him. he’s staring at a roaring fire, and the light reflects off his face and ears.

Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him

getting mad that a tab I’ve had open for six months didn’t actually turn out to be as interesting as I thought

We need to rethink that whole, "Do your own research," line.

People are doing their own research and they're finding crap, consuming it, allowing it to become them, and then regurgitating it to be consumed by others.

Kansas City should simply put it back

I can hear that argument, too. It's really difficult to know anything by nature of the question.

Skenes, Skubal, and Clasé.

You could make arguments for Yamamoto and Bieber, too

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

You wouldn't expect darts to be a fun watch, but everytime I tune in it is absolutely thrilling.

REMEMBER Turn your computer off before midnight on 12/31/99.

Happy New Year’s Eve!

Broke: Mass deportations are tantamount to ethnic cleansing

Woke: Mass deportations are too expensive

RIP president jimmy carter

December 24th, 1989, 9 PM, Eastern Standard Time. From here on in, I shoot without a script.

Passanbomb AFTER DARK!

Opinion | Here is why I will be proud to attend President Musk’s inauguration.

by Ro Khanna

BREAKING: Starbucks Workers United is going on strike.

Tomorrow unionized Starbucks workers are walking out in multiple key cities. And @sbworkersunited.org's rolling strike will grow in the coming days.

537 stores and 10,000+ workers are in the union and could potentially strike.

Tough to compete with this

❕UPDATE: Jackson County legislature approves federal ARPA funds to be used for county worker salaries, opening up $70 mil within the county’s general fund.

HAHAHA, YES!