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Chris

@masterklump.bsky.social

Living an unconventional life with one foot off grid, in a beautiful part of the UK. We don't need all this 'stuff'. It can never compensate for the joys of nature or a beer with a friend. Try to keep it simple, and contentment follows 😁

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'Gripper' actually relates to the way he held a pen, as he scratched an X where it said 'write name'.
True story.

28.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only for the US president to say in ten-years time - "Yeah, the Brits didn't really go anywhere near the front line." Fook that!
(It'll probably still be Trump in ten years time)

28.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 13860    πŸ” 3683    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 41
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28.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BBC Sounds - World of Secrets - Available Episodes Listen to the latest episodes of World of Secrets on BBC Sounds.

This is well worth a listen. Particularly for people singing the praises of the place. Although it's a global issue, young African women being trafficked into a hellish existence seems to be a problem that is particularly acute in Dubai.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie...

28.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BBC Sounds - World of Secrets - Available Episodes Listen to the latest episodes of World of Secrets on BBC Sounds.

I'd recommend anyone singing the praises of the place has a listen to this podcast. Although the issue exists everywhere, young women being trafficked from Africa seems to be a problem that's particularly acute in Dubai.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie...

28.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Matt Walsh

@MattWalshBlog

Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer

Derek Thompson

@DKThomp

What happened is scientists discovered chlorofluorocarbons were bad for the ozone, countries believed them, the Montreal Protocol was signed, and CFC use fell by 99.7%, leading to the stabilization of the ozone layer, perhaps the greatest example of global cooperation in history.

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer Derek Thompson @DKThomp What happened is scientists discovered chlorofluorocarbons were bad for the ozone, countries believed them, the Montreal Protocol was signed, and CFC use fell by 99.7%, leading to the stabilization of the ozone layer, perhaps the greatest example of global cooperation in history.

πŸ€¦πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸ˜†

28.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 996    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 8
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We are seriously concerned that many Muslim women were prevented from voting for the famously racist and anti-Muslim Reform party.

27.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 2
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"The former British home secretary and Buddhist daughter of a Kenyan descendant of Goan Catholics, and a Mauritian Hindu descendent of Tamil, born in Harrow, studied in New York, married to a Jewish South African who lived In Israel says multiculturalism has failed."
via Daily Scar

28.02.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 548    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 14
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Images released of Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago, during the latest bombing campaign on Iran.

28.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, perhaps I'm not so 'homeless' after all πŸ˜„
In truth, I'll vote purely tactically next time, to keep the grifting racists out.
Keep up the good work.

28.02.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'The Hunt For Red October' vibes.

28.02.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And all based on an idiotically shallow and wrong diagnosis: that Labour is losing votes to the right AND the left. It's simply not true. Look at the fkn numbers. Labour LOST a few votes to the right - that were on loan and never coming back. It is currently actively LOSING votes only to the left.

27.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

Looking at your profile pic, Peter, I think you need to up your game. You're not looking particularly extremisty. Or is the suit just a subtle ruse?
Anyway, for the record, I'm politically homeless right now, but I punched the air when I saw the result yesterday morning. Congrats. To all of you.

28.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's some VERY short memories over there in the States.

28.02.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but we can't allow Reform to win another by-electi........oh, hang on πŸ€”

28.02.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If their plumber doesn't turn up looking like a proper plumber, then they ain't paying. And rightly so. Nobody should have to pay for woke plumbing. Whatever next, some bird turning up to plaster the walls? Pffft. World's gone bloody mad!

28.02.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welp

27.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11189    πŸ” 3249    πŸ’¬ 363    πŸ“Œ 183
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dog

27.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You only really needed the first sentence.

27.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other words, HE HASN'T LEARNT A SINGLE THING FROM THE OUTCOME.

27.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on fella, leave off with all these facts.

27.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How on earth is Liz Truss gonna crowbar the deep state into THIS result?!
Do we need to start being deeply suspicious of plumbers in pizza parlours? Or Gorton and Denton as a whole?
Or something. Or other.

27.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

G&D and Caerphilly painting quite the picture about how the public really feel about Reform - despite much of the media’s desperate attempts to persuade us that a Farage premiership is inevitable come the next GE.

27.02.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

Characters who β€œsaw the light” (ie pro-vax doctors who become antivax, progressives who become conservative, atheists who become religious..) are such a powerful trope because β€œthey speak from experience” but in reality they project their vacuousness onto others; they assume everyone is ”pretending”

27.02.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm liking that probably a LITTLE bit more than I should. Probably because of the target.

27.02.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Gorton and Denton. You actually made me punch the air this morning.
A sizeable win for what seems like an excellent Green Party candidate. I wonder if the Labour Party will learn ANY lessons?

27.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our whole attitude to mortality needs to change. Needs to be more 'grown-up'. This Bill would be a step in the right direction, and the idea that a small number of people can just decide, because they have issues with it, they can deny it to the whole nation seems quite extraordinary.

26.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

26.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 24539    πŸ” 7550    πŸ’¬ 1436    πŸ“Œ 572

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