Peace Pangolin

lol It's been a while, remind me, how do you "destroy the flood" again? You have to trigger some sort of device, right? What was that thing called? What does it do??? I skipped all the story! Laser gun goes pew pew!

A microscope image of some influenza cells from the 1968 Hong Kong epidemic.

What do you mean you don't believe in germs? Did your own research? You can see them!

Look! Here is a picture of some influenza from 1968! You can SEE them!!

www.utmb.edu/virusimages/...

Me: We should rearchitect this to better handle failure.
Mgmt: Um, sounds expensive.

Me: We should be using redundant cloud and geo.
Mgmt: Um, sounds expensive.

Me: Look at this amazing fault management tool!
Mgmt: Um, sounds expensive.

Me: AI is SO expensive!
Mgmt: DON'T CARE! USE IT!

USA may be at the beginning of the poem.

Grate a pear

"Money has become the mission" might as well be the subtitle of Marx's "Capital". In "Imperialism", 1917, Lenin described the exact process by which money becomes the mission. What a shame that we didn't listen.

We marinade in the broth of the eternal void. All is soup.

The one-two punch of COVID and AI will be studied decades from now by psychologists and neuroscientists. People have descended into depths of psychosis that I can’t really fathom. Permanently damaging humankind.

This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard anyone say, online or IRL. A truly monstrous statement. What a horrible piece of shit you must be.

Even the *idea* for this AI slop was stolen
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Why did you steal this idea from an actual sign and make a shitty AI version of it?
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I have a note: Please don’t make AI slop versions of actual signs ppl made by hand.

a skeet reading "its cum" and an image that has not loaded

in the community, we call this the posters gamble:

Rep Eric Swalwell says "when we're in the majority, ICE masks coming off"

the perfect liberal statement

when you vote us back in, we'll give the gestapo nametags

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(whites only edition)

"...he's delivering on that today by introducing the Right of First Night don't look it up, it'll be a fun surprise!"

Screen from the game, "Papers, Please". A stern looking guard is looking at the player. Below are word bubbles which read, "Hello. I am guard here. My name is Calensk. I get small bonus when you detain people. More you detain, more they give me for processing. I give you 5 credits from my bonus for every two people you detain."

Glory to Arstotzka!

My conspiracy theory du jour is that they really want to get the "Hasan abuses dogs" message to penetrate normie thought so they will have sympathy when they finally snatch him.

Women don't like the vehicle

A group of 4 leopards, all looking intently at something off camera

Live shot of Republicans listening to MTG speak

These cosplay fascists seem to know the script well enough to know that this is the part where they are supposed to round up the communists.

Except the left is so weak in the USA that there are no communists to round up so they have to invent some. It's all so transparently stupid.

Beyond all reason Long COVID patients are constantly harangued about our requests for COVID safety. Yet what we're asking for is far less than what we're called on to do to survive.

"The reality right now is that if you refuse to engage with the science- the science that shows that COVID is a virus that disables human beings, and that this virus is asymptomatic 44% of the time- then you are spreading a disabling virus, and you are harming people. "

Hasan Piker and the Future No One Is Ready For The backlash that Piker is facing shows the consequences of a world where everyone is constantly being recorded and our internet is built to reward outrage and controversy.

The Hasan Piker dog collar incident shows that proponents of the surveillance state, like Larry Ellison, who claimed that mass video surveillance would lead to more accountability, are catastrophically wrong.

"We will hold the entire country hostage until you let us install a King."

I don't know any other way to interpret what he just said.

Hey, my competitors! Did you know that for just $250/mo you can cause me tens of thousands in expenditure? And it scales linearly! Spend more to hurt me more! It's me, the startup genius!

Longest unbroken string of correct ideas I've heard in a while 🤣 Fuck AI I need a browser extension that turns every ✨ into a 💩

My family is all, "we want to learn Japanese to watch anime" and I'm like, "we need to learn Mandarin Chinese so we'll be able to understand the new world." Somehow I lost this debate lmao

ICQ yelling "uh oh!" at you when you receive a message was the correct choice after all

Keira Knightley literally snorted at the suggestion that she should take trans lives seriously.

AI is NOT inevitable!

That's like saying that more giant pyramid burial tombs are inevitable. That nuclear war is inevitable.

AI requires enormous infrastructure and spend. We can simply stop building this stuff and it will go away.

Do not comply. Resistance is not futile.