Angry Potat

the list of best pies, and this is not debatable, goes:

1. key lime
2. lemon meringue
3. cherry
4. pumpkin
5. persimmon

people who disagree deserve to be interned for the rest of their natural lives in an underground prison camp

Shout out to the refs for preserving a top 10 pick. Those non-calls for blatant pass interference were terrible. 👀

That was exhausting to watch. 😫😂

He did that on purpose. 🤨

Sacré bleu! 😳🫣

This, but we just skip to the last step.

Carter is one of the worst linebackers I think I've ever seen.

Every ref on the field ruled it short. And then they gifted them the first down anyways.

"You've got exquisite taste, I've got the marks to show."

Ooorrrr..

"I'm breaking everything I touch, trying to connect."

Because I'm a silly little emo bitch. 😂

A flowchart: On top, a large oval is labeled “Should I defend the New York Times on social media?” below it is a single arrow pointing to a box labeled “No.”

I made you a flowchart:

www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...

Oh. Kind of weird how she said she wouldn't have done anything differently during her campaign.

We're fighting fascism. If you idiots don't want to get hit, maybe stop standing in the way.

This is what you get when you vote for centrists. 🤷‍♀️

Couldn't be any worse than Stone and Battle at this point. 🤷‍♀️

It's generally frowned upon, and I imagine illegal, to drag these people from their homes and run them out of town.

Thankfully there are plenty of legal ways you can make these people feel as unwelcome and uncomfortable as possible.

Republicans: "Let us take away everyone's healthcare or we'll starve them instead."

Chuck: "Lmao why don't we do both?"

I'm sure all of the men will be lining up to buy suits with buttons over their nipples.

I hear there's a fancy new mayor in New York City. 👀

Lol Dick Cheney.

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NBA Reaffirms Commitment To Gamblers Only Ruining Their Lives Legally

Aww my boy discovered adjectives, look at him all grown up and stuff. 🥹

Was there a curse placed on Washington quarterbacks, wtf..? 😐

Heartbreaking? Man, Zac Taylor's circus is running on all cylinders, this is hilarious. That defense is so historically bad, it's beyond parody.

I love this for Zac Taylor. He did not deserve to win this game.

Zac Taylor is the dumbest head coach in the history of the NFL, holy shit. 😂

They're struggling in the same way a fish would struggle to breathe in space.

The Cincinnati Bengals' defense is the most embarassing collection of "football players" I've ever seen.

And it's not even close.

This fucking game. 😫

This World Series really has had everything. 👀

The efforts that MLB is going to, to make sure Ohtani feels like the most specialest little boy is ridiculous. 🙄