𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝙳𝚁𝙵

Did I mention I had an album out? Physicals all gone (thanks all) but why not grab a bit of the old digital?

hdrf.bandcamp.com/album/wire-a...

[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS] 1 NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: Hello there 2 [A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk]. DAD: Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids? 3 NT EMPLOYEE: Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail! 4 MUM: That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids? 5 NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]: Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot! 6 NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]: Listen - that's their call [Calls emanating from the landscape]: tut-tut woke-woke 7 NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]: They are extremely sensitive and fragile... But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery. 8 KIDS [pointing]: There they are! [Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure]. [Little people noises]: woke-woke tut-tut woke-woke 9 [Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]: Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house. [Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]: tut-tut woke-woke 10 MUM [pointing]: What's that one doing there? NT EMPLOYEE: Oh, that's so sweet… 11 [We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away]. NT EMPLOYEE: I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph… 12 [We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]: Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE? [ends]

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

DROWNING by The British Stereo Collective
HALLOWEEN STYLE!
Reissue with FIVE bonus tracks...
thebritishstereocollective.bandcamp.com/album/drowning

Trick or Treat 4, by Various Artists 21 track album

Another spooky one from me on here along with other legends like the boy @trevlad.bsky.social

soundsforthesoul.bandcamp.com/album/trick-...

"Something wicked this way comes.."

New for Halloween

// A Portmanteau of Horrors
// Drew Mulholland

Spooky artwork assisted by @gardengate.bsky.social

// 0800 GMT
// 31 October

Limited edition vinyl
DO NOT MISS OUT!!

I do know someone who ate his hearing aid thinking it was a cashew.

Gunpowder treason and thot poster. Saturday 15th November @ Birkenhead arts palace. 6pm til late.

Text for the event screencap.

Debuting mine and Bingo’s new electronic and spoken word performance tentatively called “Perverse Scriptorum” at this.

We’ve been putting a lot of love and work into a piece about Bathsheba. V v proud and excited about it. 🩵

Please come! Expect biblical unease and tits #Bathsheba #Burlesque

Hurry up and die, you cynical, cash-grabbing, fash monster.

Soldissimo

Wow. Tapes and CDs are sold out. Thanks all. If you’ve bought it and enjoyed it, please pop a comment onto the Bandcamp page if you can.

If you haven’t heard it, grab a download at hdrf.bandcamp.com/album/wire-a...

Last few days to get your entry in.

Isolated Elastic Ripples Trevor’s Cassette Library 136 by Trevlad from TVCL 07 (track 10) 🎧: https://trevlad.bandcamp.com/album/tvcl-07 Background to episode 136 of Trevor’s Virtual Cassette Library… Isolated Elastic Ripples

New episode, new music, new visual. Pleases follow and subscribe to the YouTube channel. Every little action helps.
youtu.be/_g1KWbpLJ5U?...

*Allow Yourself To Be Polarized, by vx/hope from the album PCT 26 - the hungry will always choose a full belly over a full mind

VX/HOPE - Allow yourself to be polarised from Preston Capes (Tapes) release.
A few copies left if you’re quick!!

prestoncapes1.bandcamp.com/track/allow-...

You legend!

Wire And Water, by HDRF 6 track album

Last push this week for my new album. Download and (at last count) 1 tape remaining.

hdrf.bandcamp.com/album/wire-a...

Sporting the Hymns for Robots T-shirt today in Disneyland. @guerrillabiscuits.bsky.social

Thank you.

Also delighted to hear my home town of Ormskirk mentioned on it.

Good luck to any new parents of twins who were born each side of the clocks going back, there’s a full lifetime of arguments over which one’s older ahead of you

Wire And Water, by HDRF 6 track album

Down to the last ever cassette. Grab it now if you’ve been meaning to get one.

I’m hoping to sort another run of CDs after Whitby.

Thanks to everyone who’s bought one so far and to the legend Jez @moolakiiclubai.bsky.social for helping me get it out there.

hdrf.bandcamp.com/album/wire-a...

Tune in at 10pm tonight for another track from our new album……

He’s just the best person in the universe isn’t he?

Hurtling headlong into the winter is Moonday’s Dark Train. Broadcasting from UFO Central [Warminster Community Radio] y Radio MINERVA at 2200 GMT.
👽👽👽

Afternoon I think.

I’m on the Sunday as I stupidly asked not to play Saturday.

Purple Moolakii club records poster for me, mark peters and giants of discovery @ Flowergate Hall, whitby 8.11.25, noon til 2pm.

Come see a trans girl called MINA play dark n weird electronica in WHITBY the week after Halloween! 🧛‍♀️🦇🖤

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/switched-o...

Oh, alright then!!! Made up you’re coming along.

Some top quality ear fodder here, everyone. Grab a copy and support a great label.

comurshal bullshitttt, by VX: track by VX:

Shit you can dance to like a nutter in the pissing rain with nowt on if you’re so inclined.

vxmusic2.bandcamp.com/track/comurs...

My daughter has informed me that’s she’s pulling an all nighter to rewatch Chainsaw Man before she goes to the movie tomorrow night.