Squirrellee 🇦🇺

Has anyone considered maybe it's Maybelline?

When the band that's playing peaked in 1996, I just think the bar should also sell Quick-eze

Groyper
Je groype
Tu groypes
Il groype
Nous groypons
Vous groypez
Il groypent

"remember when charlie kirk said..." let me stop you there. no i dont. he didnt say anything memorable or worthwhile in his entire life

England should definitely deport the Normans whose invasion of their country has gone unaddressed by the government for too bloody long

And don't get me started on the Angles, Saxons and Jutes

The Valkyries would never

To be clear, using guns to stand up to a tyrannical government, as part of a well-regulated militia or otherwise, would be political violence

Price of liberty, huh

Who up bloquing they tout ?

who up couping they d'état

Idk about you, chat, but I find the current US administration Nepalling

Gods, but he's hideous

Happy father's day to me because those slackers did approximately fuck-all

I can tell who didn't grow up poor by how much meat they leave on bones

Our thoughts are with you in this difficult time 🫂

My sincere condolences to all Americans on the life of your president 🙏

Good morning to everyone not attending or supporting a nazi rally, today

They're making me do Copilot training next week and I'm trying my very best to express my objections in such a way that I don't get told off

So far this has primarily involved gifs in the Teams chat

Getting fixed will fix me

This is just like that time I got excited thinking the foil seal was going to remove cleanly from the jar and then it tore and a bit stayed stuck

You're dry-brushing for skin health and appearance
I'm dry-brushing because it's a less abrasive method of scratching all the itchies
We are not the same

Close-up selfie of Shiralee with long, wet hair, no glasses, and no make-up, looking into the camera with a faint smile

48, today 🎂

Looking for someone tall, dark, and apologetic

I just sat here, on my couch, explaining to my partner why something Susie Dent said wasn't entirely correct, and even I'm aghast at my audacity

Sorry to all the oomfies whose posts I missed because there was a picture of a frog and I panic-scrolled wildly to escape it

Excited to hear how my autism isn't actually a permanent disability

I turn 48 in a few days; how much longer until I should I expect to start enjoying life as a neurotypical?

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

The ones that do not touch me, for I am a l l e r g i c 🫣

Controversially, I do not give a single fuck what a genocidal, ethno-nationalist war criminal thinks of our country's policies and decisions

With clanker the approved slur for the generative models, what's our slur for the hack prompters? This is important