Geek19

All you gotta do is put some sugar of the General Lee's gas tank and bam, he aint going NOWHERE

I saw MM after the Poe series and man was that the right call. Poe has a lot of fun moments but MM earns its feelings

Listen, he got Muggsy and Joe-Gan, but I know i personally can beat Da Bat. And den I'll be the BOSS of this whole stinking city

All my Letos gone

Stupid people keep investing in him and what he can do, completely ignoring how he's wrecked everything.

He's box office crypto, basically

First book of Madeup Horseshit

Good old rock, nothing beats that!

Slippy from StarFox and Throg (frog Thor) are Neutral Good, Frog from Chrono Trigger is Lawful Good as well

Why hasn't pritzker overturned the entire 2024 election smh

Oh how cool could he be, really? Did he ever guest star on the Simpsons? Did he ever go to a prison for any reason? Did he ever release a cover song when he was dying that was like way better than the original?

But has he ever been on a Pog though?

Isn't that the entire populace, aged 18-49?

You would take the crown from Fred Durst?

Some men will do anything for a wife

Sisqo?

Bob Dylan exists to write songs for better singers to cover

Frog from Chrono Trigger

His coming was foretold!

My wife and I are actively looking forward to the sermon this week

Ketchup on A HOT DOG? In Chicago that gets you tarred and feathered!

Dexter saying "Omelette du fromage" from Dexter's Laboratory

I think that was like seasons 8 and 9

There may be a myriad of problems, but dammit this is my home and you rat bastards will not make me change the things I love about it

Alright fine i reply guy with my heart CRAM IT

He who posts with his brain has forgotten the face of his father. I post with my heart.

Hey the music breaks fill a solid 3 minutes, and the Cheerwine segment was like a good 10!

Not your point, but at a wedding this past summer they'd replaced YMCA with H-O-T-T-O-G-O and I mean, one's a lot more of a bop and likely to get THE YUTES out on the floor. I had fun at least

Obligatory Kris Kristofferson/Toby Keith story

The older I get, the more I realize the Chicago Dog is perfection

Car brakes squeal as I thought I was driving by this post. Pequod's does WHAT now????

Yeah me and my buddies SuperAlphaMale and TotallyNotDivorced havent heard shit back from them either

Chicago does not like ICE and does not like the National Guard being called up but you tell the people like, Indiana's National Guard is coming in? Man anyone wearing camo in the city is gonna get a cup of pee poured on them