DefinitelyMichelle

So he posted something that was almost certainly true? That makes him an antisemite? lol

the bad thing about being a parent is that you can no longer be dreamy about the idea of a violent revolution

I am constantly insulted on this platform

I don't know who the fuck you think you're talking to but telling people to their faces how much I hate them and why is one of my favorite things on earth. The idea that I would be scared to do so to this fucking dipshit nerd is laughable.

I swear on my dead mother's grave that if I was ever unfortunate enough to be in the same room as you, I would 100% say to your face that you are a fucking demon and every single thing you say and think are objectively fucking stupid and evil in equal measure.

This site is nowhere near as good as pre Elon Twitter. It's just that anything is better than the current algorithm of Twitter.

Alison makes the show better tho and even eases some of the ick that I get from Noel.

I have sent out five invite codes and the people I sent them to all set up accounts and now none of them post on here which seems like kind of a bad sign for the future viability of this platform.

Why does my brain hate me so much? What did I ever do to that asshole that makes it talk to me like I'm a sack of shit?

Oh no I got permanently banned from Twitter for suggesting that transphobic assholes do the thing that we all know they should do. Oh well.

My follower list will probably be full of some of your faves but yes it's kind of a pain in the ass.

@citizenxian.bsky.social You have been summoned to appreciate my mutuals garden photo

Where are my gardening people at? Because this is a hell of a season for a brand new garden that was a patch of grass just eight weeks ago and I'm proud of it.

As for them making Hasan famous, I'll tell you how I found Hasan. He beat Some More News for a news webby award and I was so mad I tuned into his stream to prove to myself he didn't deserve the award. I'm now a 26-month subscriber even tho I still think SMN should have won that award.

Feeling pretty smug lately about the fact that I never really liked TYT especially Cenk and Ana. I haven't felt even remotely let down by their behavior because I always thought they were mid. The only Ana clip I liked was the one with Michael Brooks where they laugh at Dave Rubin's high-level ideas

This is the first time I've ever wanted to vote for Joe Biden.

wheres pepsi. why cant i talk to doritos and arbys on here. where is the personification of netflix, the streaming service. i want to pass the digital blunt to steakums right FUCKING now

myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car

Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks

They will get the app they deserve.

bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post

I wish @ankhmorporkcity.watch was my friend in real life and would bring me chili. That would be so rad.

i was here when you could get on what's hot by getting eight faves on a drawing of alf's penis