The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver

#scriptsky

Give me a pat on the back, and a kick up the bum.

Seventy pages into my first ever screenplay. Since being diagnosed and treated for my neuro-d two years ago, I have finally got my shit together enough to attempt this.

Blergh.

I send our dog into the darkened room,
like the canary down the mines,
If you accept her morning licks,
It may be safe to spoon

I'm writing mine now. Well, not now, I am doomscrolling Bluesky now.

What is this 'happy', I thought that was just for birthdays?

Americans love saying, "I wish some asshole would burglarize my condo, so I can legally shoot someone, yee-haw. USA, USA, USA."

Et tu, Reuté?

Twas moist

I love...lamp.

A 3x3 grid of various artworks by me with me in the center square holding two puppets performing one of my comics at the Massachusetts Independent Comics Expo, surrounded by me are art of a neuron, art of a brain, art of organs, art of fishes, art of another brain, art of toucans, art of a goldfish and art of James Bond inspired by Goldeneye video game

2025 was one of the worst years of my life, I lost my job of 16 years in February (I'm still looking for a new one, if you know of any design/comms jobs), so while 2025 still sucks, my art has gotten a chance to grow and for that, I am incredibly grateful for the time #ArtvsArtist #ArtvsArtist2025

You and your relatable observations. Move over, Jerry Seinfeld. 😊

His reply should spur you on to enact change. Oh..

Jokes on you, my parents don't have Bluesky accounts. Oh, I am lonely.

I've got no kick against modern jazz,
Unless they try to play it too darn fast;
And change the beauty of the melody,
Until they sounded like a symphony,
That's why I go for that
Rock And Roll Music ...

Yesss. It worked. I did a dopamine.

Mr. Popular. Traded my zero red notifications on FB for zero blue notifications here. Baited my hook, now I wait.

Used to be, 'Don't believe everything you read.'

Now I feel more like, 'Don't believe anything you read, see, or hear.'

Thank fuck I can still believe in touch and taste, my two favourites.

Some people are like microwave meals. They are simple and quick to make. They also may benefit from being stabbed with a fork. Others are more like slow-cooked stew. Rich and complex, with much preparation, different ingredients, herbs, and spices. Marinated, combined, cooked over many hours, to produce a deep flavour that is nourishing and sustaining. Some people are like a burger made of poops.

You couldn't call first?

I experienced true death of the ego, because I am so fucking awesome.

I will take ten.

Everyone: You are a terrible narcissist.

Trump: A lot of people say I am the best narcissist, no one narcissists like me. A Doctor told me that I narcissist like a twenty-five year old. Unlike Joe "Not-at-all-narcissist" Biden.

A lot of people say he is the best narcissist, no one narcissists like him. A Doctor told him that he narcissists like a twenty-five year old. Unlike Joe "Not-at-all-narcissistic" Biden.

I do not know this movie. Love some post-Potter Radders, 'Swiss Army Man' is a favourite.

Any good? The poster is giving me epilepsy.

This may be the tiredness speaking (it definitely is), but I never expect anything good to happen ever again.

Is that right ? Well, you learn something new every day.

*sobs*

This email could have been a meeting. I miss you guys.

Wake up, Take The Power Back, get back your Freedom. They may have a Bombtrack or two. But Kick Out The Jams and it will be a Beautiful World.

Oh no. I just learned about alt text. Now I am caught in an overwhelming shame spiral.

I don't really drink anymore. Two nice glasses of wine and three whiskies though. Letssssss gooooooo.

Where is the mdma and the dancing beautifuls?

I can never tell the difference between banter and bullying.