Lisa Mehlmann

Yeah, phew! Sending vibes for continued and speedy healing! 💕

Oh no! I hope it'll stop and you'll both be able to get some rest soon!

Yes, we noticed. You're still here.

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

Not so giddy today, are ya, Space Dork?

“Could you state your full name for the record?”

TULSI GABBARD: “I'm not familiar with that.”

“Is your current job title Director of National Intelligence?

GABBARD: “I have not read my official stationery yet.”

“Did Cruella de Vil OK stealing her hairstyle?”

GABBARD: “She stole it from me.”

This is why when MAGA says it wants to make all of the USA in its own image we have to protect ourselves and our children by saying, "No. No, fucking, no! You crazy, incompetent, crazy loons."

Important. Either Trump is so far gone mentally he doesn’t know what he’s doing, or people are acting in his name without his knowledge. This was an order with enormous implications, and the President of the United States says he didn’t do it.

2022: "The Supreme Court would NEVER overturn Roe v. Wade!"

2025: "The administration would NEVER take away Social Security!"

We have a president who brags about sending people to prisons that will treat them inhumanely.

Such depravity.

Dear Humans,

Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.

You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.

I'm feeling nostalgic for competence.

"No, I'm not I'm not in love with ethnic-cleansing, but I do adore a penthouse with view of the Mediterranean."

Pretty much.

Just wondering where the next Trump-caused crash will occur. An airport or Wall Street?

Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees.

Is Musk attempting a coup? And why isn’t he being arrested?

www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

I am old enough to remember how the country lost its mind when Bill Clinton removed low level employees in the White House Travel Office.

Federal employees told to remove pronouns from email signatures by end of day Employees at multiple federal agencies were ordered to remove pronouns from their email signatures by Friday afternoon, according to internal memos obtained by ABC News.

Republicans don't want to remove guns from schools, just pronouns from emails. #Priorities We are living in petty times.
abcnews.go.com/US/federal-e...

By announcing the China/Canada/Mexico tariffs *immediately* on the heels of the understaffed FAA disaster on the Potomac, Donald Trump is hoping to use one bad policy to distract you from the effects of another one.

One of Trump’s first moves last week was to gut aviation safety.

Facts. Love Adam’s insights

look, so maybe we'll have concentration camps at gitmo, but at least we denied the presidency to the woman who wouldn't be doing any of this shit. AWESOME JOB, AMERICA, take a fucking victory lap

"Was it appropriate for a Christian bishop to speak about the teachings of Christ in a Christian church?" asked an outraged mob of people who claim to be Christians.

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Thanks to JD Vance breaking the tie, the United States now has a totally inexperienced, dishonest, sexually assaulting drunk running its military.

But he flattered Donald, which was the only job requirement.

Trump hits NIH with ‘devastating’ freezes on meetings, travel, communications, and hiring Researchers facing

The fucker is already going after my livelihood. If this holds up, this is going to put the US at a huge scientific disadvantage. But the price of eggs... (still high) 😡💩🖕😡

www.science.org/content/arti...

Methinks my Cheeto-loving Facebook friends are probably getting tired of my posts at this point. So f'in FRUSTRATING to know that they are probably giddy over every single thing he's done so far but I'm not sure what can be done besides to call out their stupidity.