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#1movietogettoknowme

Oldboy

I tried 15, but it was just Oldboy and 14 movies I remember from childhood. because thats the last time I watched a movie that wasn't Oldboy.

If you see this, quote with 10 games to get to know you by:

* Metal Gear Solid
* Breath of Fire
* Shadow of the Colossus
* Dance Dance Revolution: Extreme
* Shadow of Destiny
* Kings Quest V
* Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
* Child of Light
* Final Fantasy IX
* Shadow Hearts

two chicken thighs cookinh on the stove in a steel pan with seed oils. perfectly browned on top with visible hot honey rub.

chicken thigh, charred and covered in a hot honey glaze. sitting atop a bottom bun, mayo, and onions. on the other bun, famous dave's devil's spit sweet pickles.

lunch: hot honey chicken sammiches

a bacon wrapped hot dog in a bun, topped with grilled onions & peppers, cheese, and shredded beef

it was good as hell though

went to the fair, got a bacon-wrapped hot dog with grilled peppers and onions. added beef barbacoa and "cheese sauce" which i was disappointed to find was actually just melted cheese.

cheese sauce needs to be neon yellow and come from a pump. the botulism gives is a little extra zing.

yeah fuck Shanahan he's the worst

he's playing Commander in Chief on sandbox mode cause he doesn't have the patience for a campaign. he just wants to smash guys together without all the boring shit. with a monopoly on permissible violence you can just drop units wherever and see what happens. it's not real to him, it's entertainment

two cats sharing a platform of a carpeted cat tree.

#caturday

I'm gonna pull my hair out

pretty sure the seahawks have had male cheerleaders for years now? and renamed them from the "seagals" to the "seahawks dancers"

but the prize? a 1987 Acura Integra with 76k miles, from the original owner. yes, a little old lady. the littlest, oldest lady i've ever seen.

well worth it, but it did leave an awful taste in my mouth for the car buying process.. it may be another six or eight months before i bother to buy another

was a month-long ordeal thay included finding a friend in the area to do the purchase, and store the car, getting another person in CA to do the transfer of title, getting the bank to release the lien, getting it smogged and then repaired and then smogged again, and then shipped to the destination..

just successfully completed the most complicated car purchase of my life: out of state vehicle (CA of all places), going to another state I'm not in, sight unseen, purchased from a title-jumper with no title, also the title that did exist had a lien on it..

when she bought the rights to her catalog, she joined the capital-owning class

just saw a chrysler crossfire. this is a terrible omen.

got tricked into watching a YouTube video and the ads.. the a.i... that robot emulating a person voice will always make me a little sick.

timesheets*

if HR sends you a series of increasingly stern emails about filling out your timeshares, you can just reply "unsubscribe"

they won't like that, and it won't work, but you can do it.

open faced sandwich, lettuce onion and tomato on both sides with a wad of bacon on the left face

the blt closed, held in my left hand. from top to bottom: mayo, lettuce, onion, tomato, bacon, tomato, onion, lettuce, mayo. its a palindrome sandwich

another sandwich: classic blot (blt with onions). homemade spicy spicy garlic mayo really sets it off

And officer when my client said “I’m going shut-the-fuck-up mode” you understood that he was invoking his right to remain silent, correct?

Grok, I left my dick in my pants and went peepee, but the peepee didn't reach the toilet. What happened to the peepee? And why are my pants wet?

waking up to double-digit bluesky notifications and thinking I'm being canceled. being relieved to find it was actually just a bot liking 20 of my posts and following me.

trash

spy kids 3: game over

tick tock by dean koontz

he and I were playing pool all night. couldnt have been him.

In many ways Trump is like Breaking Bad antihero Walter White, who kept getting away with this, and we are like deuteragonist Jesse Pinkman, who famously said "he can't keep getting away with this"

some days you shit more than you eat... but if you didnt do that you'd never have days where you eat more than shit

I think his nose just did that

what the fuck’s a Homestuck