@funnynora.bsky.social
Aspiring dissident. Lover of animals, even human ones. Typing on a device that’s smarter than I am. I write and tell jokes, mostly standing up. No DMs if we haven’t met. Thanks.
And for what? Deep fakes and talking dog videos? What a fucking waste.
07.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We should all call in sick and close everything down.
07.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only if they sue. Yes?
06.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not all farmers voted for Trump. But all farmers will suffer.
06.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Their lying about it means they think the truth could be a problem for them. Let’s make them right.
06.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is no hell.
06.10.2025 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good on the Atlantic. :)
05.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Burning the flag seems appropriate right now.
04.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes. This seems obvious to me.
02.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I rarely laugh out loud. This one did it.
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02.10.2025 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever is doing his social is killing it.
01.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0😢😢
01.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want her to live forever.
01.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is precisely the reason he was chosen. Why should Fallon not be Fallon? We are all free to change the channel.
01.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The denigration of public service is another stain on this despicable administration.
01.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Republicans can’t govern. 🤷♀️
01.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s dying to shoot us in the streets. He’s always wanted to.
30.09.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
30.09.2025 14:43 — 👍 50022 🔁 15672 💬 681 📌 724Pritzker: "In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists & protesters when unprovoked what would we call it? If officials marched down streets harassing civilians & demanding their papers, what would we say? I don't think we'd have trouble calling it what it is: authoritarianism"
29.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 39835 🔁 12751 💬 765 📌 465I simply cannot abide that man for an instant.
29.09.2025 19:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fascists don’t do logic. “My fist. Your face.” That is the fascist “argument.”
29.09.2025 18:59 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Coates is a national treasure.
29.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smug AF. Bugs the shit out of me.
29.09.2025 17:35 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amid an ongoing wave of conspiracy theories and bogus claims about Jan 6, I’ll note this from our reporting:
Rioters made all kinds of claims and defenses in court … and jurors convicted 100% of the defendants who went to trial
100%
Yes!! Well said.
28.09.2025 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He wants to dictate what the press can say.
What a university can teach.
Whom a company can employ.
And to whom the law shall apply.
He who wants all this is not a president,
But strives to be a dictator.
And all who succumb are not citizens,
But subjects.
Pathetic for us. They’ve got way too much time and money to bring about their delusions.
28.09.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fascist fuckers.
28.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0