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Nora Lynch

@funnynora.bsky.social

Aspiring dissident. Lover of animals, even human ones. Typing on a device that’s smarter than I am. I write and tell jokes, mostly standing up. No DMs if we haven’t met. Thanks.

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Latest posts by funnynora.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image 07.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And for what? Deep fakes and talking dog videos? What a fucking waste.

07.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We should all call in sick and close everything down.

07.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only if they sue. Yes?

06.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not all farmers voted for Trump. But all farmers will suffer.

06.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Their lying about it means they think the truth could be a problem for them. Let’s make them right.

06.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is no hell.

06.10.2025 16:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good on the Atlantic. :)

05.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Burning the flag seems appropriate right now.

04.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. This seems obvious to me.

02.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I rarely laugh out loud. This one did it.

02.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👌

02.10.2025 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoever is doing his social is killing it.

01.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

😢😢

01.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want her to live forever.

01.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is precisely the reason he was chosen. Why should Fallon not be Fallon? We are all free to change the channel.

01.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The denigration of public service is another stain on this despicable administration.

01.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Republicans can’t govern. 🤷‍♀️

01.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s dying to shoot us in the streets. He’s always wanted to.

30.09.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

30.09.2025 14:43 — 👍 50022    🔁 15672    💬 681    📌 724
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Pritzker: "In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists & protesters when unprovoked what would we call it? If officials marched down streets harassing civilians & demanding their papers, what would we say? I don't think we'd have trouble calling it what it is: authoritarianism"

29.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 39835    🔁 12751    💬 765    📌 465

I simply cannot abide that man for an instant.

29.09.2025 19:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fascists don’t do logic. “My fist. Your face.” That is the fascist “argument.”

29.09.2025 18:59 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Coates is a national treasure.

29.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smug AF. Bugs the shit out of me.

29.09.2025 17:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amid an ongoing wave of conspiracy theories and bogus claims about Jan 6, I’ll note this from our reporting:

Rioters made all kinds of claims and defenses in court … and jurors convicted 100% of the defendants who went to trial

100%

28.09.2025 13:19 — 👍 13368    🔁 4674    💬 219    📌 177

Yes!! Well said.

28.09.2025 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He wants to dictate what the press can say.
What a university can teach.
Whom a company can employ.
And to whom the law shall apply.

He who wants all this is not a president,
But strives to be a dictator.
And all who succumb are not citizens,
But subjects.

28.09.2025 17:36 — 👍 14961    🔁 4779    💬 935    📌 239

Pathetic for us. They’ve got way too much time and money to bring about their delusions.

28.09.2025 16:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fascist fuckers.

28.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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