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You know what’s good? The fact that I’m still hot. Jot that down.

My recent Father John Misty enjoyment is bordering on obsession. He’s just perfect, lyrically and musically.

Feeling content at 35 😌

Saving $400 on a hotel by booking one with shared baths sounds great until you’re absolutely zooted and have to pee. Do I use the in-room sink as a urinal? You tell me.

What’s the deal with Prius Lyft drivers installing bright af light bars on their fucking Prius? It’s not a coincidence it’s common.

YouTube video by Blogothèque Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago | A Take Away Show

Who remembers watching this 15 years ago youtu.be/x5Swa9CYgRk?...

Charlie Kirk: "god's perfect law says gay people should be stoned to death" REGISTER AT COMIACICO HOUGHTCRIME 0:09 ARLIE KIRK & JACK POSOBIEC MS. RACHEL'S PRIDE MONT *

This is the person they are suspending people over btw

is there a way to experience a finger crack but instead of a finger it's the entire body all at once into a thousand pieces? asking for myself.

Regardless of what I’m on about, my neighbors are hearing father John tonight against their will. Or maybe they enjoy him? I sure do.

Honestly the sooner I black out the sooner I fix my brain. It’s a complicated relationship but it works. Might need to encourage my shrooms to grow faster because I need the mycelium miracle about now.

I shouldn’t be allowed to listen to father John misty in my current emotional state.

Love how many fellow millennials vape on bar patios now. Almost feeling like there’s no reason to ghost it anymore. Like, society is collapsing, let us have our nicotine.

I installed the iOS 26 RC on my phone and iPad and I’ve been playing with the glassy animations all day. It’s not a perfect release but I’ve been enjoying the visual refresh despite some annoyances.

“Improving” doing a lot of work here

Then I walked 8 miles home at 2 am lol

I went to an EDM show on a boat yesterday. I’m sad it’s over because it was one of the best experiences I’ve had. Still have glitter on my face.

Who out here being hungover? Not me. I don’t get hangovers. It’s my superpower.

tomorrow night i will be lost in a sea of 4 on the floor on a boat and i cannot wait

All of Ballard smells like smoke. It’s triggering my lizard brain to a flight response because I think my nest is on fire. I’m channeling that into genuine party energy and slammin hamms and Malört at a dive bar 🫡

i’m down to 170 lbs which means i’ve lost about 40 lbs since spring, all while having the best summer of my life. the only casualties of this process were a pair of broken glasses, some scars, two chipped teeth, and my dignity.

I must dance

Hell yeah dude!

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

The air feels SO GOOD today. Maybe it’s the 5 miles I just walked and the two beers I’ve drank but the point stands. Get out there and feel the breeze 💨

Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that

My right hand touched cayenne pepper therefore my right hand cannot touch my eyes. Fortunately I have a left hand

I have to bike 30 blocks uphill soon and I’m not looking forward to it

I honestly can’t believe I don’t remember this.

I didn’t put on sunscreen because it was cloudy and now the sun is coming out 😭

I was nice and let a couple go in front of me to enter the brewery. I ended up behind them in line and they proceeded to ask for 3 samples each and take 5 whole mins to order two beers. The guy also pronounced lager “lay-ger”