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What's the point of the NCAA monopoly if their biggest games are gonna be late Monday night. Women's college basketball has great storylines AND they played the championship at a nice time on the weekend? Hell yeah that's what's up

Joining Signal just in case there's any neat plans or gossip the government wants to loop me in on

I am not sure why everyone is talking about abundance, but I’m looking forward to an abundance of ice cold beers this weekend.

Gonna get rocked by storms tomorrow, but we'll have fun tonight. One day at a time

grateful to the Democratic leadership for helping me understand on an emotional level how the French Revolution got so out of control

There’s no reason to have a Democratic Party if it won’t go to the mat to save the Department of Education. It’s a fundamental belief that children in America deserve better futures. It’s tremendously simple. You cannot continue funding a government that would close this.

2015 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2016 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2017 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2018 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2019 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2020 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2021 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2022 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2023 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2024 - “gotta fix the o-line”

100 MILLION???

Rodgers’ reaction the first time George Pickens runs the wrong route or whatever will feed families

THE STEELERS??

We're about to lose Geno Smith, Tyler Lockett, and DK Metcalf to pay for Sam "Notably Not An Offensive Line" Darnold

BREAKING: As Texas Faces Worst Measles Outbreak in Decades, Lieutenant Governor Focuses on Renaming ‘New York Strip’ Steak.

Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating

i don't think we meditated for long enough on how funny it is openAI got snippy about a chinese LLM training on their data instead of doing the honest hard work of stealing it themselves

"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobbed woman who voted for Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is one thing, but I never anticipated the voters who say, “But eating my face is part of the Leopards’ plan, so I support it"

‘Culture of corruption’ may destroy Hanceville Police Department: Scandal shocks small college town The death of a dispatcher and drug-related arrests of police officers thrust an Alabama town into the national spotlight.

Four Hanceville police officers and an officer's wife have been charged with crimes. It is unclear how many officers are still on duty following the arrests.

Sadly, I will not be rooting for the Yankees anymore. I wasn’t before either but I believe Yankees players should have to shave off their beards as a ritual of shame, like samurai who lose their top knots.

Sounds like a good Thursday to me

Hell yeah cheers from the bar

Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did Since Texas banned abortion, no one has studied the statewide effects on pregnant women experiencing complications. Here’s how we sifted through data on millions of pregnancy hospitalizations and anal...

How we did it: Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did

Here are some nice mushrooms 💋

USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."

USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them

In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."

www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history

I haven't revisited Coates' civil war essays for the Atlantic since they were published around 2011 and it now feels like the publication has spent the last few years doing all it can to apologize for publishing something this good in the first place

Jalen Hurts is such a weird quarterback because during the regular season he's a pretty good, bit above average guy and then in the Super Bowl specifically he turns into the platonic ideal of the dual threat qb and obliterates people and everyone goes wait what

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Project 2025 is gutting medical funding that helped Russell Vought's own kid Its architect's daughter has cystic fibrosis—and benefits from a "miracle drug" backed by an agency he's attacking.

Incredible: Russ Vought’s daughter has cystic fibrosis and benefits from a “miracle drug” made possible by the National Institutes of Health—an agency Vought now aims to gut as part of the Project 2025 attack www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Scoop from @motherjones.com’s @metrauxjulia.bsky.social

the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

gritty should primary fetterman

DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge on Thursday has links to a deleted social-media account that...

I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity."

He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...

she's playing him like my bard plays the flute to soothe rabid beasts in BG3