Irida 🧿

Boyfriend wants to use the big light in our flat instead of 100 beautifully curated lamps :(

Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym

No new books so far, but plenty of time to binge a podcast where 5 comedians rewatch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every year

30 books finished this year so far. Quite a few were 5 stars, so I’m choosing great reads but am wayyy behind the one-book per week goal. Looks like I need to cram 22 books in 36 days to hit my goal, so I’m pretty much cooked

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

they released the stuff about Trump’s venous insufficiency because they are laying the groundwork for an argument that he couldn’t have sex with kids because his dick don’t work

TikTok comments are the best, I’ve just seen Gracie Abraham’s cover of just like heaven by the cure described as ‘not like hell by the disease’

look forward to telling your kids you remember where you were for the Great Crashout of '25

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

cherry tomatoes don't taste bad but the world would be a better place if they didn't exist and restaurants couldn't make salads worse by witlessly dropping 5 or 6 of them on at a time. this is as much nuance as can be brought to the subject of cherry tomatoes

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

Adobe.com posted: 👋 Hey, we're Adobe! We're here to connect with the artists, designers, and storytellers who bring ideas to life. What's fueling your creativity right now? 🎨 Drop a reply, tag a creator or share your latest work -- we'd love to see what inspires you! * it is worth noting that they had 1.6k replies, 1k reposts including quotes, but only 50 likes. Sena Bryer replied: Not you. take CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 * having out-liked/ratioed Adobe with 884 likes as of the screencap.

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

Absolutely disgusted by this pickle martini (it had gin instead of vodka)

The worst people I know are using the studio ghibli Ai, it shows how little people value the creators they claim to love

This fr ruined my day

One day I wish to feel the warm embrace of my very own Djungelskog

Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back

I can’t believe I’ve become one of those people who sunbathes in park the minute the sun comes out, this country has changed me

Still living to spite the hairdresser who chastised me for dying my blonde hair ginger

The populist far-right uses explicitly racist language in its campaigns and its voters report explicitly racist attitudes. It is brain dead to pretend racism has nothing to do with the rise of these parties.

Hate it when my friend traps me under a cup then slides a piece of paper under it and throws me outside. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get into your house?

I fear these low-ball offers on Vinted might turn me evil. I could literally sell the meaning of life on that app and someone would still only offer £5

Queer Eye but it’s just a giant eye. ostensibly queer. we beg for its wisdom through our screens. but that’s not how Netflix works

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

Incredible translated description of a cat up for adoption

The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.

My chances of winning the work Mario Kart tournament are not looking good and it’s ruining my life