Coffee Is For Clothiers

It's Spooky Season Already?

C'mon, man. I bet Putin didn't even say that shit. Trump always makes up shit that people "said" to him.

It has saved me a ton of money- especially at events where beers are $20. If I come across something really special, I might pick it up to enjoy it, that hasn't happened yet.

He looks like he's going to puke.

Ankles on swole.

This guy is a fucking idiot. You know which guy.

Grandpa came down with a bad case of Catsimatidis. Prayers.

Butterfly meme where mike kee is asking if the maga Minnesota assassin is Karl marx

Oops!

"This is a guy, a powerful guy, a tall guy, who ---- he didn't like us very much, we were a stupid country, he wouldn't do deals with us, But he would deal with me, and I got it done, he just wanted peace and I want peace, so we got the deal done. We are very respected now and we're great friends"

Ironman is chased by Chitauri vehicle during the Battleof New York.

Photo of me accepting a chitauri luxury jet for free, no strings attached.

Unpopular opinion: Democrats should not be having representatives who are in danger of dying in office due to old age. 🤔 What the heck are they even doing?

Please, teach me more about history Professor Donny Good Brains. 🙏

Rubio's Brain: we are sounding pretty stupid here, activate Ben Shapiro mode.

Irregular works, too.

Lol

The three points:
1. L
2. O
3. L

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are those eyes even human?

Must be nice to be the most intimidating guy on the train. Fear fear fear scry scary scary

My vacuum texting me "u up?" An 2:06am

UPDATED:

5 WAYS THE FEDERAL BUDGET IS EXACTLY LIKE YOUR HOUSEHOLD BUDGET:

1. Has Numbers.

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Lettuce me get this straight. *hiccup

This is the first I'm hearing about this.

I was trying to add Jeff Golblum to the secret war chat, my bad. 😬

Probably truthed this to "disguise" a big buy from some international fuckwad.

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