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Uma Thurman Pretty Derby
17.11.2025 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Revolution X arcade cabinet with the boys from Aerosmith
It rules that they made an arcade game about a dystopian police state that can only be toppled by the revolutionary spirit and dangerous lyrics of the music of Aerosmith. 1984 is solved by Love in an Elevator.
17.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 271 🔁 35 💬 30 📌 8
Dennis Miller
The Tet Offensive has arrived in Carolina
12.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 273 🔁 23 💬 9 📌 5I am not at all optimistic about where we are at this moment but I do not yet think the United States of America is down bad enough for an Elizabeth Holmes Redemption Arc to be be feasible. It's obviously not great, but she's one of the very last Slimers out of the Ghostbusters containment tank.
16.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 1083 🔁 48 💬 32 📌 4"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
15.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 5891 🔁 564 💬 96 📌 26Dorks
14.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in conclusion,
14.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 67 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0@govpritzker.illinois.gov here's something you should think about the next time you're thinking about hitting the "send more cops" button on your desk
14.11.2025 19:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0this may be the most demented alt text i've ever written
13.11.2025 20:31 — 👍 173 🔁 70 💬 4 📌 0COVID? War in Palestine? Ukraine? January 6th? Joe Biden? Generative AI? Dubai Chocolate? Wow, you must have been WIPED after yesterday's PoGo sesh - you're talking crazy!
C'mon - let's head over to the Hamilton guy's event - I've got a HILARIOUS Harambe meme compilation to watch on the way there!
#I'mStillWithHer
14.11.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Like most people, I am watching Rowan and Martin host the Grammy Awards.
14.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 686 🔁 28 💬 28 📌 4A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die
13.11.2025 16:19 — 👍 529 🔁 39 💬 19 📌 3
a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
22.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 3604 🔁 512 💬 151 📌 124
02.12.2024 02:31 — 👍 125 🔁 65 💬 3 📌 0
I say this as someone who was NOT a popular jock in high school: Allowing losers who struggle to socialize into positions of influence because they could use a computer was a mistake. A generation of guys angry they couldn't do a pull up & got turned down for dates is taking it out on the country
27.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 498 🔁 72 💬 31 📌 3
Billy Bob Thornton on the ManningCast with a goatee that looks like it's been slathered in an entire can of shoe polish
who exactly is the intended audience for this facial hair?
28.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though
12.11.2025 15:58 — 👍 979 🔁 39 💬 0 📌 0
Stone. Cold. Knotts.
06.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 92 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 1Can't wait for Jimmy Kimmel to make fun of this on next week's episode of The Man Show
12.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It has never been more 2003.
12.11.2025 18:08 — 👍 1670 🔁 116 💬 57 📌 4
An old Camel ad. Joe Camel is leaning against his car smoking. His henchman Mel Camel is offering me a cigarette. It's clear that they intended only to teach me a lesson, not to hurt me. It's okay that they hit me with their car. Just look at that sunset. God, I feel more alive than I have in years.
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
06.11.2025 06:41 — 👍 2851 🔁 478 💬 42 📌 14the thing about this new era of conservatism is that it all kinda feels half-hearted. like theres a small number of ppl who take it very seriously but the cultural swing back towards things like ozempic body clean girl makeup red meat and factories shit just feels paper thin
12.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 302 🔁 28 💬 11 📌 1
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
03.11.2025 18:48 — 👍 6818 🔁 1775 💬 43 📌 20Shout out to the 6,365 New Yorkers who still voted for Eric Adams
05.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0No wonder he needs that PragerU money
11.11.2025 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Andrew Yang teams up with flawed, antinatalist made man and disgraced HR representative, Shaggy 2 Dope, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
11.11.2025 03:35 — 👍 50 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
A terminal patient contemplates Rembrandt paintings at the Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam, one final time. March 2015.
Photo credit: St. Ambulance Wens.
