Just Dan for now

I finally have a spirit animal.

Yes. Should have led with that.

No. My kids did it too.

To boycott Texas invading another state, I will stop eating Texas BBQ or Texas Toast until further notice.

Kershaw in true post-season form. :)

All that Jazzz….

Joe Buck and the Jaguar logo have the same hair color combo.

I always knew Trevor Lawrence was a booger picker.

Stephen Miller needs to go to Portland with cameras and show what he claims is a war zone unless he’s not man enough.

White privilege.

What’s above that?

Is it a coincidence that the bald white men feel superior and our national bird is a bald eagle with a white head?

I love Mall Ninja.

I challenge you not to laugh at these fucking coins.

Kash Patel challenge coin designed by someone with a really small penis.

One day these Kash Patel challenge coins will be in a museum… right next to old Nazi war medals.

I will be wearing my gorilla costume in public today to remember Jane Goodall.

I hope all the generals are meeting after this and getting a sandwich and figuring out how NOT to invade American cities.

I was wondering if he would team up with Mandy Patinkin for a buddy comedy.

The Chargers losing to the Giants after being hyped by everyone on tv and in podcasts as being great this year is the most Chargers thing ever.

It’s seems like Jason Kelce is now the mascot of the entire NFL.

Yes. This is the way it goes and forever. Class of 1999.

The Cardinals’ ‘explosive diarrhea’ look is worst football uniform I have ever seen.

I like what Al Michaels is doing calling the Seahawks the ‘hawks’.

If 5 Minas formed Voltron they would be his size.

It’s fine as long as they don’t read any stories to anyone.

Couch prices going up? JD must be pissed. No more cheap dates.

People giving birthdays for their dogs are doing it all wrong. That dog gets 7 birthdays a year Lucy, not 1, you cheapskate.

Likely story.

‘The Leftovers’ guerrilla ad campaign this week, *chef’s kiss*

Rob’s mom was hot.