Sam Means

If I ran a porn store, I'd put posters in all the booths that said "You don't have to be crazy to jerk here... but it helps!" 'Cause you've gotta laugh, y'know.

This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines

It's so incredible. I don't think folks understand exactly how much power is in these seats when the person holding them isn't just after their own enrichment

Tracy Morgan & Daniel Radcliffe are in the house for Lakers-Knicks 🤩🤩

Tipoff at 7pm/et on NBC & Peacock!

i bet the gas station roller feels so good for the hot dogs

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

YouTube video by unvmebad86 George Washington

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

A fake Sports Illustrated cover from "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" with the headline: "Is Reggie Dinkins the B.O.A.T.? (Best of All Time)"

It was in the trailer, so I can post one of my favorite stupid BG jokes from the show. Watch the first episode this Sunday after the Rams/Bears game on NBC!

What a world huh Lemon it’s still struggling to be born

Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a candy hat store

"I don't have any skin in this game." - Me playing as Dry Bones in Mario Kart

Wow, cool! Congrats!

Of all the things I grasp - gently, not too firm, but with deliberate intent - and then slide my hand alllllll the way down its length, I think the most common one is railings

An NYU building called Wilf Hall

When your grandma tries to buy you the Hilary Mantel book you've been wanting for Christmas.

"Bib Fortuna" in the "Zohran for New York City" sign

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Last Week Tonight on X: "Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:" / X Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:

If you're looking for some food banks to donate to, we vetted a ton all over the country back in 2020, in conjunction with our marble league sponsorship, a sentence that I swear made sense in context. Anyway -- there are links to 17 of them in this thread. (And apologies for linking to... y'know.)

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Comic dog saying: Pls rewards of being loved?? NO mortifying ordeal of being known ONLY rewards of being loved

"Boobs" scratched into a classroom chair but someone tried to write a "K" over the second "B" so it says "Books"

One of the joys of making television is having to do writers rooms on location in places like an abandoned Sunday school classroom in Yonkers.

My instinct was to do the "emphasize" reaction like on a text, so... !!

You’ve Never Heard of Alt-Comedy’s Favorite Writer (He Wants It That Way) Mike Sacks’ bizarre books and podcasts have drawn a cult following among celebrities from Jon Hamm to Bob Odenkirk. And if you don’t know his name, well, that’s entirely his fault.

This is great. Mike is doing something no one else is doing in comedy and it's pretty wonderful.

I have had it up to here with my three children, Jennifer, Jason, and Leigh.

I did not!

The head of the cyclops from the 1997 Odyssey miniseries

I don't know what kind of Baader-Meinhof nonsense is going on right now, but I just spent all day in a room with this thing.

I'm living in hell. No one will tell me what updog is.

"Rock, me Amadeus" - Mozart introducing himself to Dwayne Johnson using his middle name

This reminds me of the time I responded to a friend's photo of a Josef Albers exhibit by replacing all the paintings with photos of Aaron Burr, Raymond Burr, Bill Burr, and a burr from a plant. "All Burrs."

The underpants gnomes from South Park going from phase 1 -- "$1 show in late night" to phase 3 -- "Losing $40m a year" -- with a big question mark under phase 2

This stinks so hard