Good shit

Having trouble getting booked at middle school dances/bar mitzvahs under my stage name "DJ Vance."

Shirt text: I don't want to be in the loop or out of the loop. I want to be aware of the loop & its contents but free from any loop-related responsibilities

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Nolan Ryan beating the shit of Robin Ventura after he charged the mound - foolishly

Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate!

Goblins

Please say it's Frito pie

Skip. I've seen every episode at least twice at this point, so I don't feel too bad just moving past ones I know I won't enjoy watching (could probably count the number of those eps on one hand anyway)

Half of Tesla’s value gone in three months! This is the first time a Tesla-related crash might actually save lives.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Watch Andor.

It depicts how rebellion is not a choice. It happens because you are left no choice.

But perhaps you find my politics a bit strong for your taste.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

not quite getting the reaction I was looking for after saying "pee is the poop of the penis" and so repeating myself again, louder

If your time is so valuable that taking the 30 minutes to cook a simple meal carries too much of an opportunity cost, why are you spending your Saturday night arguing on Bluesky?

NY Times spelling bee screen grab. I attempted the word “cockfart.” I am 58 years old

Was hoping for a Christmas miracle but no

My phone vibrated to let me know it was 15%, I thought it was a call. Almost had a heart attack.

This Thanksgiving l just might remove the shrink wrap from the decorative soaps. Because nothing matters anymore.

I appreciate the hustle, my guy, but I cannot overstate how much I am NOT the target audience for a tabletop RPG whose itch store page manages to use the word cozy twice in the space of a single paragraph. There's a certain minimum level of fucked up and horny I expect in my RPGs, and this ain't it.