Michael Crane

folks, Sean Duffy is very bad but even he knows that we need air traffic control, that’s why they’re canceling flights

that is not a real quote, the account even says parody on it

@patmaguire10.bsky.social

This is a parody account. This is not a real quote.

Stop sharing it.

And if you say, "well, it's ok because it might as well be real," I will block you.

Lindsey Graham Has Bonkers Defense for GOP Not Denouncing Nick Fuentes Senator Lindsey Graham told Jewish Republicans not to worry because the party was “killing all the right people.”

"We're killing all the right people" is something that I think should be remembered in the annals of history as one of the worst things ever said. That's...that's bleak. That's pretty heinous even for fascism. To just say it like that.

the key thing for me personally is that the predicted snowfall for chicago is between 1-15 inches. uh, thanks? super helpful.

this weather map is truly unhinged.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Welcome to Target.

FYI this is really happening and not just spooked horses in the barn. I got one of these DMs today. Report to BS and block. Don't click the link

Washington Post headline: A closer look at Trump's apparent struggles to fight off sleep in the Oval Office subhed: A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that the president spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open at a recent event. Apu raising his hand next to a sleeping Trump wearing glasses meant to look like his eyes are wide open

excellent job by these states correctly anticipating Supreme Court fuckery and moving quickly to protect their most vulnerable residents

deeply unfortunate that “rush to get ahead of the Court” is now the smart and savvy way to act

Not ICE. Border Patrol. They’re wearing Border Patrol uniforms with clear Border Patrol patches on them.

There are many videos of ICE officers doing outrageous stuff but a lot of the absolute worst videos are of Border Patrol, who are basically Bovino and Miller’s most aggressive tool right now.

this is such a good response and exactly why i'm not in political comms b/c mine would have been something like,

"That's right, he follows them because this campaign is all horned up (for democracy)"

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.

Congratulations you have invented a worse version of the 2000s Walmart that liberals specifically flocked to Target to avoid.

Instead of Spotify, we're trying out apps including Tidal, Apple Music, Libby, Bandcamp, & the NPR app. What are your favorite sources for music, audio books, & podcasts?

Long time listener, first time caller, just out of curiosity, what happens when Senators continue to confirm a lawless President’s appointments? I’ll hang up and listen.

The easiest political layup for Democrats in recent memory. That’s even compared to a lot of other easy layups.

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

trump desperately filing a last-minute bid to prevent americans from buying food

Go have a sandwich in celebration.

YouTube video by CallousDaoboysVEVO III. Country Song in Reverse (Official Lyric Video)

Tonight's music. I'm obsessed with this song. Definitely one of my favorite album closers.

"i am worthy of the ark
and i hope to god
you can't swim"

youtu.be/DGX2w0Qv0jc?...

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

I have asked the DOJ to immediately begin an investigation into the Meat Packing Companies who are driving up the price of Beef through Illicit Collusion, Price Fixing, and Price Manipulation. We will always protect our American Ranchers, and they are being blamed for what is being done by Majority Foreign Owned Meat Packers, who artificially inflate prices, and jeopardize the security of our Nation’s food supply. Action must be taken immediately to protect Consumers, combat Illegal Monopolies, and ensure these Corporations are not criminally profiting at the expense of the American People. I am asking the DOJ to act expeditiously. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

grandpa really might be cooked on the economy. if this is the best he's got it's gonna be a brutal midterm for Republicans

the story of this shutdown is that Trump and the Republicans have played the politics significantly worse than Chuck Schumer and folks that's a genuine accomplishment