Michael Crane

Friday the 13th is the best because terrible things are still happening but for 24 hours there's a neato spooky reason

dow’s under 50,000 so can we talk about epstein again or

ICYMI

I thought this was a fake quote.

It's not. It's verbatim. From the head of the Health & Human Services Dept.

The guy in complete control of Medicare, Medicaid, the ACA, the CDC, the FDA & the NIH.

This is what 77.2 million Trump voters & ~85 million 3rd party/non-voters enabled.

It's important to point out in the sea of horrible news we see all the time: They keep losing! And seemingly at greater frequency every week.

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A Valentine’s Day card with a black background that has red kisses on it. In front is Sam Richardson as Sam Duvet from the show Detroiters. From his prostitute commercial wearing a white monochrome suit, earring, the whole nine yards, the suit is open and you can see his bare chest and a gold necklace, he’s holding his hands up to his mouth making a V with his pointer and middle finger around his mouth with his tongue out in between the fingers while he makes sexy eyes at the camera. The card says Happy Valentine’s Day to: love: with blank spaces to fill out your loved ones name and yours. by @ Juicieca

A valentine's day card with a pink background with red and white hearts polka dotted around the card. Tim Robinson is on it as Tim Cramblin from the show Detroiters wearing a blue button up shirt, looking wide eyed and serious saying "we're gonna die at the exact same time even if we're miles apart our hearts will just knowwww." A blank To: and Love: to fill out your loved ones name and yours. by @ Juicieca

A Valentines Day card with a pink background and a bunch of light and dark pink tulips on the right side. On the left is Conner O’Malley as Trevor in the show Detroiters wearing jeans and a red polo with a silver necklace. His arm is extended out holding a single tulip as he smiles and says “who needs a slipknot mask when I have you?” A blank To: and Love: to fill out your loved ones name and yours. by @ Juicieca

A valentine’s day card with a pink background with polkadot red hearts that says: This Valentine’s Day, you’re at the top of my Dream Board with a blank To: and Love: to fill out your loved ones name and yours. On the right is a photo of Sam Duvet’s Dream Board from the show Detroiters. It is a cork board with pinned notes to it and it says “MY DREAM BOARD” with a tiered list of notes, at the top a yellow sticky note that says “YOU” Row 2: TOKYO 2020 javelin?, LUNCH WITH BILLY CRYSTAL Row 3: IMPROVE LASER -TAG TECHNOLOGY, MAJOR LEAGUE AT BAT, ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE by @ Juicieca

In need of a last minute Valentine’s Day gift? Try one of these romantic cards from the Motor City to get their motor running 😉

With all the literal horror happening in this world, if a person thinking, "I'm this gender but it would make me happy to be another gender" is at the top of your list of things to be freaked out about, please transition to sanity.

Ben Shapiro criticizes AG Pam Bondi's testimony: "The performative nature of it does not make the American people feel as though there is a professional in charge of the Justice Department" Newsmax's Greg Kelly on Pam Bondi: "She is not to be trusted and I hope she leaves soon" Newsmax's Greg Kelly on AG Pam Bondi: "I kind of think she likes cable news more than she likes the office on Pennsylvania Avenue and running the Department of Justice" Calling Pam Bondi's testimony a "complete disaster," Newsmax host: "After today,

When things are going well

congrats clap for yourself

Trace working with Beez, Jeff Stonehouse, Mike, Kevin and Bill during the production of our Kickstarter video

"There were many Brains that brainstormed together the utterly other-ly thing that became Mystery Science Theater, but I’ve always felt that Trace Beaulieu was the Crazy Heart of it. The dog-bone SOL, the geodesic Bridge, the hot-glue and drywall screw technology that held it together, the Why-Not-Do-This philosophy made Doable, the irresistible madness of his Mad — and to top it all off, his laugh. A laugh used sparingly, a laugh that tells everybody in the room, 'Oh yeah, that’s damn funny.'

"So to have Trace back at the heart of the look of these new episodes delights me beyond measure. I’ve only seen a few scant sketches of what he has in mind, and Holy Cats. I can’t wait to see what he dreams up." - Kevin Murphy

Trace's headshot

In addition to lending us his talents on-screen, Trace Beaulieu will be art director for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Ending this operation is not enough.

We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

They’re dead because you and your party sent a death squad after them and their neighbors, idiot

Same thing I said yesterday, Rand Paul is lunatic and I mostly hate him, but he's going hard after ICE today.

Marisa every time Tom Homan appears in my feed:

Rand Paul to ICE officials on Pretti's killing: "Because people within the government made conclusions immediately that he was a terrorist and an assassin, people aren't believing that it's gonna be an honest investigation ... there has to ultimately be repercussions ... it's inexcusable."

Well said by our (hopefully) next US senator!

tom homan is a bitch

This is all due to the incredible resistance of the people of Minnesota.

Their resilience - and their determination - helped enforce the Constitution in a way that political elites in Congress and the courts did not or could not.

I have never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

This guy has no fucking juice. People need to realize standing up to him works and catering to him does not.

Yeah. Hey, do you happen to know anyone who is in a position of power, maybe someone in a powerful role in the Senate, who can do something about all that?

the american healthcare/insurance system is a fucking joke

All that sweet, sweet peg board.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.

He was 48.

Per TMZ.

Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years

seems almost certain we’ll later find out they were coerced

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Yikes.