Bargainsoft

Pokémon taught me that sometimes people use words like "holographic" to describe something that's just kinda shiny. I never forgot that important lesson
(everything is bullshit and nothing is as cool as it sounds)

I don't understand most of the stuff I read on the internet anymore. I don't mean that in an Ed Tom Bell way either, I'm just genuinely a lot dumber now

I would survive easily in the 40k universe. When they try to drag me into one of those big fights, I simply say "I'm not a big politics guy, thank you though"

How does Warhammer 40k pull off being so grim, and yet so dark at the same time...

The next resident evil should have a little weirdo that lives in the save rooms, and he says stuff like "you still have 5 grenades in the box, can I have one? you have so many"

Ten hours
straight through
no dreams

Boxed mac and cheese should not need milk and butter. Don't give me that "for best results" shit, the best results should be in the box. If I wanted to buy more ingredients, I'd make something healthy

The scars remind us, that the past is real...

3 years ago, I tried printing a crossword puzzle on a home printer that required an app and it didn't work, so I deleted the app. To this day, the error message from that failed print job still appears on my phone sometimes

Purchased

Looks sick. Can I do cusses? Swears?

YouTube video by join-indie-io Tomb of the Bloodletter | Launch Trailer | indie.io

My word game roguelike Tomb of the Bloodletter is finally out! Please play it, review it, and tell all your friends! I put a lot of love into this game and I hope you all enjoy it! store.steampowered.com/app/3531630/...
#indiedev #roguelike #gamedev
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBDe...

Careful, you'll rename the movie! Hahahaha
Like on the computer

I didn't park like an asshole, the next guy over did before I got here, then he left before me, completely fucking up the optics of my parking job

I'm funny how? Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm funny like I farted? Like I accidentally did a small poop and now everyone can smell it? They can smell that I made an honest mistake? Tell me what's funny

At terminal velocity, he's not gonna think "I'm glad I was the free solo guy. I can make peace with this."
He's gonna be more like AAAAAAAAHHHHH

that Free Solo guy talks about mastering fear, respecting the risks, etc, but when he does fuck up, all that zen shit goes out the window right? He's just gonna be like AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I want nothing to do with German physician Franz Mesmer. It's his approaches! They're unorthodox as fuck

Often when I'm leaving the office after a long day of game development, I'm knocked senseless by a blackjack. I wake up on the cold concrete with my mouth taped shut, choking on a microcassette tape. This is how @aromatiquegt.bsky.social delivers the music for our games. I've never seen their face

itch is down 😏😏😏 I think I might know why 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

It's been reported that since the release of our demo 58 minutes ago, several Bargainsoft employees have made moves that reek of "union". Expired halloween candy has been distributed to the break room. Let's not make any sudden moves, people

You are cordially invited to try your hand at PROBLEMBALL, Bargainsoft's debut interactive software
bargainsoft.itch.io/problemball-...

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