Michele 🇨🇦

Men’s #TeamCanada Hockey Team has arrived in #Italy #Olympics 🇨🇦🍁🏒🥅 #GoCanadaGo

Too true.

I did not know that. How ugly of them. I appreciate wanting to see excellence. But is it not also the ‘Olympic spirit’ that someone loves a sport and competes to the best of their ability? SMH

Really was.

a close up of a person wearing a helmet that says uvex Alt: Eddy Edwards, British ski jumper.

Hey, do you remember Eddie the Eagle? The British ski jumper that was not very good but won hearts around the world. And the Jamaican bobsled team? Olympics can be special.💚

a squirrel is standing on its hind legs and holding a nut Alt: a squirrel is standing on its hind legs and holding a nut screaming

Say hi for me! 😂

Well exactly. Olympics helps. And of course, this Maye be another great superbowl.🥇

But seriously, you can’t talk about any of this worldwide shitshow without sounding like a guy who lives alone in a van in a state forest and yells at squirrels. I mean, it’s more X-Files than X-Files. Anyhoo, go Pats

YouTube video by BODIDDLEYVEVO Bo Diddley - Hey! (Live)

I cherish opportunities to share this king’s greatness. You’ll hear the “shave and a haircut” beat straight away

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I’ve always wanted to see other sports take place on ice. Time to man up, sissies. Baseball, basketball, football, soccer…
Hee Hee.

Tom Brady eats deconstructed pizza *

*a large bowl of unseasoned steamed brussel sprouts

And Kurt Russell was the best! 😂

That Italian woman just won a speed skating gold on her 35th birthday. I pulled a hammy reaching for the Tums this morning

Please, my threshold for stupidity. It is depleted

Please don’t besmirch the esteemed moniker for Mr. Marchand. Ahem.

Pete Souza’s photograph of the Obama family

Here’s a photo of a beautiful family, for no particular reason.
-photo by Pete Souza

My hair has progressed into 1977 Barry Gibb territory you can tell by the way I use my walk

One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong

She’s a beauty. ❤️

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I’m really good at giving lost people directions. I just tell them to drive into the sea

But hopefully less pooping…

It’s his pic when you look up sartorial in the dictionary. 😂

OMG! Thought I was alone. It’s the best friggin line in the movie!🤣

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We took a long lunch today…

If paying taxes involves stealing those little butter patties wrapped in foil at an early bird special count me in

I really can’t afford drugs so I just blow on the fire for extended periods

Gonna ask my neighbor if I can borrow his compass to scratch ritualistic marks on the oak lintel of my hearth in a desperate attempt to ward off all manner of evil and also maybe his snowblower