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That was generally my sentiments as well. Tsushima was good, but got a bit repetative towards the end. Yotei has corrected that mistake and made the core gameplay feel so much grander as a result.

If there's one thing the Master System can do on a regular basis, it is to punch well above its weight.

A painfully racist, child-raping, minority mocking, talentless orange stained nepo-baby spineless hateful sack of shit. His supporters aspire to be just like him, the irony being that they already are.

Maybe it's already happened i.e. maybe Los Illuminados had their way with Leon after all? 🤔

How are you finding Yotei so far Andy? Had you played Tsushima prior?

Leon looks tired man. Dead tired, if you know what I mean.

Ne'er a truer word was said. Shame its all come crashing down. There was so much potential post XBO course correction and its all been frittered away.

She has a real problem with accepting when she is wrong, which is a terrible characteristic in a leader.

So good. And it feels like the Deck was built for it.

I don't believe it was. I mean, there's common code there like a lot of early 64 games that stick strictly to what the SDK outlined, but Banjo's engine is all its own.

Sensing a theme here...

Platformers I love that aren't Mario or Sonic.

Pokemunt.

Started playing the Demon’s Souls remake again before I realised why I put it down in the first place. Hmm, I need to find something not as punishing. Maybe I need a period of retro contemplation.

Oh man, so good. But it has to be the 16 Bit micro version because of that theme tune.

Link me do.

Not so much worried, just annoyed. There’s a way of doing things and this ain’t it. Oh well, I shouldn’t have expected anything anyway.

Silly Dudley, Lost doesn’t have a W or N in it.

Found out that my bio-Dad died through Facebook. Good to know that I’m forgotten by his family both in life and death.

I’d feel guilty for leaving LttP off, but in all honesty these are the high water marks.

The majority of people aren’t.

Ocarina will always be special though and the collective anticipation for the game was off the scale. The teaser ads, the brief glimpses footage in the TV spots, the perfect review scores, they all confirmed that Nintendo was about to hit a peak period.

Link to the Past was my entry point and I went back to the NES games when they were accessible. Managed to round out Link’s Awakening too before Ocarina landed and became the biggest game on the planet.

But has she turned them against you?

You know, people think CoD stands for Call of Duty, when actually Caught on Debris is far more accurate.

Right, that’s enough stupid for a bit.

Things to say:

At least it wasn’t as narrow as Fake Modern Warfare.

This game is Sledgehammer as fuck.

It’s still claustrophobic as hell mind.

My wingman Gideon said ‘leave it on autopilot’ without any self awareness.

Kevin Spacey said ‘I’m not a monster’ without any self awareness etc etc.

Games Complete 2026 #7

CoD: Advanced Warfare.

Like CoD, only with real sex criminals instead of implied ones.

Burn, fucker.

Then the community needs to stop whitewashing Nintendo and Sony’s actions as Fuzzy Wuzzy Lumpkin Love and Fartisal Perfection Exceptionalism respectively.