A. Jack McKenzie

Martha Stewart’s ‘Entertaining’ Let Me Party Like It Was 1982 What replicating a cocktail party from Martha Stewart’s first book taught me about Martha, and the good life

Martha republished her first cookbook today, so it's a great time to reread my piece about cooking a menu from it and the specific version of wealth she sells in it www.eater.com/24283638/mar...

I will proactively thank Zara Larsson for “Girl’s Girl” on behalf of Crunch Fitness and look forward to hearing it muffled through the sauna door.

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

Since SAS is in the news today, I just was shown this pic by a friend today of the 1970s logo they used for the SAS when it was being built then

We’re learning the wrong lessons from the Pixar dad’s fuckability

Doing casting today which means I get to be as horny as usual except this time it’s in a spreadsheet

Apple seeing the sudden resurgence of MiniDV camcorders with gen z: fuck that

WHAT

Ideally, you should own just enough tungsten to be able to tell people that to own any more would be gauche.

Every episode of Elsbeth:

👏👏👏

CAUGHT UP JUST IN TIME, MY GOD WHAT A SHOW

Policy Change: NYPD Will Write Criminal Summonses, Not Traffic Tickets, for Cyclists - Streetsblog New York City Quietly, the NYPD has changed policy and will now make criminal cases against cyclists who go through red lights, a change that will have predictable and unpredictable ramifications.

The NYPD has quietly changed its enforcement policy towards bicyclists, slapping them with criminal summonses instead of regular traffic tickets for low-level offenses such as passing through red lights or not stopping at a stop sign.

Someone in Staten Island is felony-levels ripping around in a Chrysler Pacifica, we are not a serious city

Please God I was born to sell soap crystals in a cardboard can with a misogynist puppet

April Fools remains a day where good ideas are reduced to jokes

Not very honorary mention to Paris:

Helsinki Metro “M” logo

Helsinki:

If you read the poll, you’ll see the actual answer is a +90 rating from Republicans!

My kingdom for an ounce(!) of parking enforcement

This cannot be how it ends.

Sydney, TAA Domestic Terminal (opened 1970s). 📷 via National Archives of Australia. #airportarchitecture www.instagram.com/p/CTURJ_lLLmh/

I haven’t regularly waited this eagerly for a weekly release in…ages 🫡

Screenshot of a small act of opposition

Screenshot of fleabag where Olivia Coleman is being devastating

This is @misernyc.bsky.social's rally on Saturday ... and it's on the Streetsblog calendar (are you checking it regularly): nyc.streetsblog.org/calendar

The White Lotus hinting at some gay incest. You're going to feel the urge to be horny online about it. Look at the political climate. Look at the state of bsky replies. Resist that urge.

<<best Patti LaBelle doing the alphabet on Sesame Street>>

The tea I’ve heard: rent was rising, so they decided to focus on H&H Reserve (their new-ish spot by Metropolitan-Lorimer), some Threes Brewing-adjacent folks offered to take it over at new higher rent, and at the last minute the landlord asked for way more than the initial rise.

I honestly would love your takes on devices designed for specific age groups. When our cellular carrier kicked my grandmother off of her perfectly functional flip phone in the death of 3G, I slogged through a world of android-based phones targeting this demographic with dismal UI/quality.

A Tale Of Two Gooners | Defector How Arsenal supporters handle sharing a name with chronic masturbators.

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