Where Do I Fit

Israeli: "red line has been crossed" by Iranian strike on hospital

Gaza: Oh really???

I'll be in Germany for 5 days in a month. My wardrobe is 2 jeans and 4 henlys. 😛

Woah! This needs to be brought to the public attention real fast. The GOP has proposed a bill for a national abortion ban.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

Can you blame him?

100% that the mango Mussolini has a power-trip boner.

Women have stronger corpus collosum - the connection that helps both brain hemispheres communicate. Stronger inter-hemispheric brain connections enhance multitasking, communication, emotional intelligence - traits that make better leaders.
Can we give women the helm? Dudes have fucked up the world.

As a dog owner, I hate you, Alka Seltzer, for airing a commercial every 30 minutes that has a freaking doorbell in it. 😡

Likewise, companies need to stop airing radio commercials with car horns. Are you trying to cause an accident? 😬

If you think you saw something that would help find him, no you didn't.

Margaritas is always a good backup plan.

Finally had a breather to jump on and wish all my friends a happy holiday season to you. I hope 2024 brings you health and happiness. And don't forget to hug your friend and love ones before it's too late.
#fuckcancer (not me)

Aren't they the big tent party? They have room for both adult AND child rapists.

Rep. Matt Gaetz calls on Florida GOP chair accused of rape to resign Gaetz urged Florida GOP Chair Christian Ziegler while speaking to NBC News after speaking as a surrogate for former President Donald Trump in Iowa.

Major rifts in the Republican Party developing between the guys who like to rape adults and those who prefer to rape children.

T minus 9 days until we're kidless for a whole week! Any prudes near our home better shield their eyes.

His friends call him Al.

It's more cost effective to fund construction of a catapult to yeet Cruz, Paxton, and Abbott over the wall into Mexico.

Hey babe. I have a romantic, candlelight dinner planned.

Up until then he was simply known as Vlad the poker.

I can't even... This is real. 😮