Chris P. Wolf

we were once run through a 1,200 hominin population bottleneck. every person is your cousin.

I know about Prime Material, and other more “grounded” fantasy takes on Fighting Fantasy. Yet I have a shameful desire to make 7 boring troika backgrounds that are just the default BX classes and use them to play Mike’s World in Troika.

morning painting

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

#comingsoon #OSR #TTRPG
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Auðumbla confirmed

The Desolation of Ozempic

Oh shit you have more followers than me. Blocked.

Begging for a tool to auto-mute every account with more than like five thousand followers. I do not want to see anything from anyone with a “platform” so help me god

A really cool thing about roleplaying is that it costs zero dollars

Screenshot of a note app. Text in the note is a Night Tripper ttrpg character. It reads: Ike Hokree Age 39, Luck 8 / 8 Background Priest of the Church of the Divine Body, Rank 3 Skills Divination 3, Preaching 3, Strength 2, Staff Fighting 1, Surgery 1 Possessions Humble robes Pouch of etched bone divination chits Hardwood staff Dog-eared copy of the Book of Common Mantras Surgeon's tools 7 Credits Notes Injured at age 20 Promoted at 27 Promoted at 39 Downfall: DEBT

Ike here had an early-career rise through the Church due to his rousing sermons and the uncanny accuracy of his divinations. Sadly, his lavish lifestyle outpaced his modest stipend, and he had to be pushed out to limit substantial embarrassment.

A large, black clothbound book laying on a wooden table, seen from above. In the center of the front cover is a photo of sake being warmed in a metal cup in a water bath, a bottle behind it. Under the photo is the title of the book embossed in gold foil. “The Book of Atsukan: Japanese Hot Sake”

Beautiful new ttrpg

looking at the "this is not a placr of honor" sign and realizing with growing dread that wasps can't read

Here's a sneak peek 🤠

Someone's gotta press the button.

Stoked to watch David get everyone killed surrounded by these gorgeous streaming overlays.

Always loved how Troika did it.

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Have I posted this yet? My finest work

Gencon is short for Gennifer Connelly

It has been brought to my attention that I was merely asleep. I have woken up and spent the last couple days spending too much money ordering Troika crap.

Clearly I am a fool and a rube who is out of the loop and staring at a timeline of BORGs. (No shade on BORG)

Got any special recs / creators of troika stuff?

Troika Slaps Revival

Probably the best version of D&D.

I’m having an existential crisis because Night Tripper should probably just be content for Troika.

Was rereading Troika and also Prime Material and I’ve remembered that Troika is probably the finest of Role Playing Games and it should have a bigger third party scene making tons of crap for it all the time.

O shit if I had this skill I’d be rushing to work with the bag boss

The Hitler of Playing Pretend
The Mussolini of PbtA
The Hirohito of System Matters

Dungeon Encounters (1d6) Jailers (2d4), AC12, 1HD, 4HP, 1d6dm, M11, 10XP (mace, leather armor) Jailers (1d4) and Dogs (1d4), AC13, 2HD, 7HP, 1d6dm & trip opponent on a roll of 18+, M11 (M7 if no jailers), 25XP Deranged Acolytes (2d4), AC10, 1HD (attack as 3HD), 4HP, 1d4dm, M12, 13XP (dagger, bloody robe) Carnivorous Roaches (1d2), AC16, 3HD, 11HP, 1d8dm, M8, 50XP Chained Zombies (1d6), AC13, 2HD, 7HP, 1d8dm, M12, 20XP (20ft. of chain wrapped around limbs) The Warden, AC16, 4HD, 20HP, 2 shackle whips 1d8dm & save vs. paralysis or restrained (STR roll to break out), M12, 275XP (chains and shackles, golden key to room 5)

The 2012 G+ OSR posting will continue until morale improves.
If your random encounter table doesn't strongly imply your setting, what are you even doing?

Mörk Börg: Freretory for sale at Tractor Supply Co website. The watermark indicates that Dan stole this from a Reddit post. Hes too lazy to crop it out.

Time to update the list of retailers to send a sell sheet

We have done this experiment one billion times and it has worked great all one billion times.

There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally