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Frogs together strong

Well, yeah. They were consuming intoxicants not purchased from the bar (I presume).

To say nothing of WHY he was the man in black...

Azz alwaze

Can they? Don't government officials have a lot of immunity in the course of their official duties?

Been there, experienced that. Costumes in the bayou are a bad idea.

Nevermind, if ponies can write with pencils in their mouths, surely horses can do the same with small racquets.

Wait, how does a horse play racquetball?

There needs to be some sort of sanction placed on federal judges who ignore facts as established by the trial court. Like, say, doing so means you are no longer considered to be acting in good behavior and you lose your seat effective immediately.

Just make sure they do it in the correct order!

Groucho or Harpo?

What did Italy do to deserve that? Other than elect a fascist prime minister, I mean.

It's Chait, what can you expect?

If that person is complaining that Porter isn't putting up with bullshit, ask them to imagine she's a man. Do they have the same reaction?

Good. It means she doesn't suffer fools.

No, the reporter keeps claiming she needs Republican votes, which A) she doesn't and B) she's gotten before. The reporter keeps pushing to get Porter to say something bad about Republican voters, which she knows better than to do. Porter is smarter than that idiot interviewer.

The reporter asked a dumb question and kept pushing on it to get Porter to say something bad about Republicans. She knew better than to take the bait and refused to indulge the reporter's bad faith. That's why it makes her look good.

Maybe he's in the Epstein files

And if he doesn't, Trump could just refuse to spend the money

They would also rather protect pedophiles. Could you and your colleagues please point this out, FOR FUCK'S SAKE?!?!!

"Keep goin'" is right there!

It's about the Epstein files. HAMMER THAT!!!

Republicans have been demanding the arrest of Democrats while committing crimes. That's the difference.

No. No bipartisanship with these treasonous fascists. They want to cut people's healthcare coverage? Make them own it. Do not sign on to ANYTHING those traitors want.

Win-win

Well, the tendencies of the tools to hallucinate (with no clear fix), lie, and encourage suicide don't help, just putting it out there.

No, they're inaccurate for their own reasons. Different KIND of woo.

AGAIN?!?

You sure about that "former" modifier?

Boats being blown? Great googly moogly, phrasing!