Douglas Fir

Nobody rallies from a tremendous Chicago symphony orchestra hangover like Doug Fir, but I may be getting too old for this shit

Northwestern will test the entire theory

It did lead to the greatest football observation of all time from my wife (who has watched 2 football games in the 10 years we’ve been married):

“It seems like your best player is playing very badly”

a man wearing glasses and a tie is looking at the camera in an office . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is looking at the camera in an office .

You should have come out to Berkeley, we had a great time

I’m not saying I blast the MOST cypress hill of anyone in the finance sector, but I bet I’m top 10th percentile

(I don’t get why people are so compelled by the Edmund Fitz but I am too so who am I to say)

LOCK HER UP

In a related note if you just heard a dude absolutely MFing a box truck for 45 seconds in downtown Minneapolis, you just met Doug Fir

Man I almost just got drilled by a delivery driver making a sudden right across the protected bike lane on Hennepin. Still trying to figure out how he accelerated into almost taking me out

Gophers have played 4 B1G home games, gone 4-0, and looked absolutely terrible in three of them 😂

Are they saying booooo or boooo-if

(I’m saying boo)

(I hope your kid feels better)

Somehow this is worse than
Mars ain’t the type of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there toooo raise them
If you did

I mean we didn’t become little neofascist fucking pricks who bully people but are literally afraid to make a single phone call and talk to a person so idk

I know that inherently, 17 year olds driving fast in a turbocharged German vehicle while smoking the devil’s lettuce is more dangerous that what the youths are doing now but also like….

Is it?

Honestly I think i just figured out why I’m still chasing muse. Nvm nvm

Then he put Apocalypse Please on and he jumped on 35w towards downtown right in the last 45 seconds of the song. The GLX was turbocharged. We were very, VERY high.

I heard Muse and TV on the Radio for the first time on the same night in my buddies Volkswagen Golf GLX. We drove around bde maka ska (but like this was long ass time ago so not that) and listened to desperate youth bloodthirsty babes

Merci

I haven’t had a totally positive experience with this band since 2005.

I could write a book on “uprising”. It might be the worst song I’ve ever heard. It’s certainly for the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard. I never skip it.

Tracks 2-5 on “Absolution” - Hal brokers peace in the Middle East

Track 6 - Hal poops on the carpet

(I haven’t seen the newest season no spoilers)

Making this legal:

Demain, c'est le premier tour des #CFL 112e éliminatoires de la Coupe Grey !

Avec les changements de règles en cours en 2026, cela pourrait être votre dernière chance de voir ce sport comme Dieu l'a voulu.

6 équipes se qualifient pour les playoffs, dont 4 jouent demain :

Like I’m watching the Diplomat and I get how Keri Russel feels about her husband because I feel the same way about Muse

I need a therapist but one that I only talk to about Muse

I’m so glad “smyooth” was also your takeaway cause that GOT me

The weather has officially turned to “adding John Denver’s “Annie’s song” to my biking to work Spotify mix” weather, for those keeping track

What is this, EUROPE? No thanks.

Tomorrow will make me miss the B1G West because whooo boy would we have a mediocre/good team excited about Indy tomorrow night.

If not geographically